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Off Topic Beholder of the matrix -a world of chaos

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Captainchaos., Nov 22, 2015.

  1. I'd let you play dude. I'd give you the role of god too <smooch>
     
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    No jokes you had your chance mate
     
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    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    Right I might not be able to log on at all today as work conference then taking the wife and kids straight out for the night.

    Just in case CC decides there will be a lynching after all then my vote is on brb . He can't KEEP coming back. Surely. <laugh>
     
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    Obi why would you vote for what i already called last night earlier in the thread, that i'm not allowed to repeat?

    Therefore...

    OBI
     
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    That old chestnut.
     
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    That old chestnut.
     
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    I'm not going to be on today cos I'm busy at work then I need to take my pet unicorn to the vets... then I have an arse bearing 'training' appointment with my PT then I'm at a rave with the fairies.












    Honest.
     
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    Don't vote Brb lads.
    He's invincible and it's a wasted vote. <cheers>
     
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    I cant imagine there can be many escapes only bill has tine travel, bu this is chaos afterall
     
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    Style 'where is the love'

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    BRB
     
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    Update around 10 think ice been sleep walking and licked the dogs ringpiece again.

    I feel very sluggish this morning
     
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    What breed of dog?
     
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    Jack Russell cross ****zu he's a character alright.

    Thinks he's a bear
     
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    Dwarf wookie?
     
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    Kind of he was born with broken legs, an elongated jaw and a pigeon chest because he has a genetic disorder.

    He's lush though and he was going to be put down but i took him.
     
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    Fair play mate. A lovely and kind thing to do.
     
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    Thought I'd share this:

    please log in to view this image
     
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    Take him to ludicrous speed
     
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