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What is your farting style?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Sam Axe, Apr 3, 2012.

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  1. Null

    Null Well-Known Member
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    Did he out himself ?
     
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  2. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Canny mind the details, but he kinda did and every **** on here ripped the pish...

    ...or, every **** on here just called him a **** and he left in a sulk.

    One or t'other.
     
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  3. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    He said he had a 'crush' on his mate at school saying everyone had mixed sexual feelings when growing up.

    Didn't get the reception he expected <laugh>
     
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  4. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    That wiz it <laugh>
     
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  5. Null

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    <laugh>

    One of the worst places to reveal something like that

    The video edit of downfall Eddie did was brilliant !
     
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  6. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    How can ****s remember stuff like that from years ago? <laugh>
     
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    Cause we're no an auld booze addled alky like you ...
     
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  8. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Speak for yourself.
     
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    It was ace and yet when your bird/mate/co-worker asks "What's that you're laughing at?" you just reply "Oh, just some **** someone posted on a football forum, you wouldn't like it".

    This morning on the way to work I saw a stunning bird by the bus stop: gorgeous, short skirt, brown tights/stockings and ****-me-boots. Instead of doing a loop around the one way system to get another look I carried on. I think I might be gay.
     
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  10. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    ...ah, right.
     
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  11. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    ...I think you are gay. You mentioned her clothing and **** all about tit size and body shape. Ya raging gay homosexual ****ter.
     
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    Really nice legs, slim, very pretty, tits, err, should have done that loop but I think about just right, not too big or small. OK I admit it, I'm an arse bandit.
     
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  13. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Yep, yer a cock jockey.
     
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    If you think about it ****ing is gay, like you are tossing off a bloke............It just happens to be yourself.
     
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    Watching any porn that is not girl on girl is gay
     
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    :huh:
     
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