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Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by Smug in Boots, Jan 19, 2015.

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  1. MrRAWhite

    MrRAWhite Well-Known Member

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    You know what they say about a shaven fanny.."Hair today gone tomorrow"..
     
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    MrRAWhite, Jul 6, 2015
  2. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
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    I once knew a girl from Brazil
    She worked at Asda, on the till
    She went on a binge
    and shaved off her minge
    I'm sure that she's slightly unhinged <nahnah>

    That was 'off the cuff' like . . . . I think that I'm nuts, too <sorry>
     
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    Gordon Armstrong, Jul 6, 2015
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  3. MrRAWhite

    MrRAWhite Well-Known Member

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    There once was a girl from Milan
    Who shaved all the hairs off her fan

    The end..
     
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    MrRAWhite, Jul 6, 2015
  4. Mick Buxton's Allotment

    Mick Buxton's Allotment Well-Known Member

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    There was a girl called Mary
    Who shaved all the hairs off her fairy
    No longer was she known as Hairy Mary with the hirsute fairy
     
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    Mick Buxton's Allotment, Jul 8, 2015
  5. MrRAWhite

    MrRAWhite Well-Known Member

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    please log in to view this image
     
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    MrRAWhite, Nov 20, 2015
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  6. Smug in Boots

    Smug in Boots Well-Known Member

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    The happiness of not having a drink lasts longer than the happiness of having one <ok>
     
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    Smug in Boots, Nov 20, 2015
  7. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United
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    Ah, but the happiness of having one only has to last until the next drink :)
     
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    Sidthemackem, Nov 20, 2015
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  8. Home_and_Away

    Home_and_Away Well-Known Member

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    Home_and_Away, Nov 20, 2015
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  9. MrRAWhite

    MrRAWhite Well-Known Member

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    Anyone know how you can tell if a stag is blind?
    I have no idea..
     
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    MrRAWhite, Nov 23, 2015
  10. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
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    Tit <nahnah>
     
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    Gordon Armstrong, Nov 23, 2015
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  11. its been fun thanks :)

    its been fun thanks :) ♬♬Badum-tish! ♬♬
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    in hind- sight it was a deer
     
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    its been fun thanks :), Nov 23, 2015
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  12. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    I forgot about this thread, it used to have me in stitches.
     
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    Tel (they/them), Nov 24, 2015
  13. MrRAWhite

    MrRAWhite Well-Known Member

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    I bet there was a few mags who would have liked to have me in stitches after our 6 in a row derby win..<laugh>
     
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    MrRAWhite, Nov 24, 2015
  14. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    According to the mags, the whole match was a stitch up.
     
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    Tel (they/them), Nov 24, 2015
  15. E.T. Fairfax

    E.T. Fairfax Well-Known Member

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    sew what?
     
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    E.T. Fairfax, Nov 24, 2015
  16. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Exactly, no point getting the needle over a silly sport.
     
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    Tel (they/them), Nov 24, 2015
  17. MrRAWhite

    MrRAWhite Well-Known Member

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    Nice to see this thread up and running again.<laugh>
     
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    MrRAWhite, Nov 24, 2015
  18. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Knot gonna lie, I've missed it.
     
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    Tel (they/them), Nov 24, 2015
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  19. MrRAWhite

    MrRAWhite Well-Known Member

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    That's what my granny said too..
     
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    MrRAWhite, Nov 24, 2015
  20. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
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    Get knotted, man :steam:
     
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    Gordon Armstrong, Nov 24, 2015
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