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Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by BCR, Oct 21, 2011.

  1. Sucking? <whistle>
     
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  2. Milk not bear jizz

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    I don't know. Might be painful for a superheroine to have too power a suck.
     
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  3. Can't think of a better way of dying
     
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  4. DirtyFrank

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    Buried under the Corr sisters circa 1998.....
     
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    How pleasant



    published in a 1960 issue of the British Medical Journal by Dr. Miles Fox and Dr. E.L. Barrett, and simply entitled ‘Vacuum cleaner injury of the penis’. They reported three cases of similar looking penile injuries caused by three British men seeking sexual stimulation from a vacuum cleaner.

    • Case 1: “A widower aged 57 attended hospital…because of penile lacerations…Returning from having a few drinks in a public-house and seeking erotic satisfaction, he introduced his penis into the end of a vacuum cleaner tube and switched on the machine. However, pain soon caused him to stop, and then he found his penis was congested and bleeding. On examination the glans penis was extensively lacerated, the lacerations appearing almost ‘explosive’ in nature. The urethra was not involved. The lacerations were sutured with catgut, and a soft rubber catheter was introduced for several days. Recovery was uneventful”.
    • Case 2: “A 28-year-old bachelor attended hospital…with similar extensive lacerations of the glans penis extending into the external urethral meatus. The prepuce was also lacerated. He had produced the injuries in exactly the same manner as the [patient in Case 1 above]. Circumcision was performed, the lacerations of the glans were sutured with catgut, and a self-retaining urethral catheter was introduced. Healing was satisfactory without any sign of stricture”.
    • Case 3: “A widower aged 75 [years] attended hospital…in great mental distress and complaining of pain, swelling, and laceration of the penis. He stated that while cleaning the stairs his penis had accidentally slipped into the end of a Hoover ‘Dustette’ vacuum cleaner. However he then attempted to obtain erotic stimulation by switching the motor on and off…The lacerations were not extensive enough to warrant suture or circumcision, and healed satisfactorily in two weeks”
    Fox and Barrett described the use of masturbation via a vacuum cleaner as “rather ingenious but had disastrous results”.
     
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    Dyson have gone a long way to prevent genital mutilation since their "no suction" machines were introduced.
     
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  7. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    Get a fleshlight <ok> no plugging in so avoids one pain in the arse (and another)
     
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    Use your hand or get a girlfriend. Although the hand might be cheaper in the long run
     
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    I've got my special bag of mince for those purposes, crack an egg and mix it with some spit then pour it in if you like it wet and sloppy <cool>
     
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    TWD better in the new ep ... back on form after the last two mediocre ones. They could've included all the key moments and better stuff from those into the new one and one other and saved making us sit through unnecessary and obvious filler. Set up nicely for the mid-season finale now though.
     
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    Jessica Jones was promising, quite liked it and could be a very good series.
     
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    I think I'm the only one watching Hannibal, I'd recommend you give this one a go. I'm at the end of season 2 there are only 3 seasons and it keeps getting better.

    I was initially put off because I just thought I'd know too much because of the films but this stands alone and is not connected to the films.
     
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    Finished Breaking Bad yesterday. Absolutely ****ing brilliant <ok>
     
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  14. BobbyD

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    Now try first 4 seasons of Dexter or the wire
     
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    Dexter is terrible. :emoticon-0172-mooni
     
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    Any one wants to star in this movie?

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    Philippe Coutinho is going to be the director. Raheem Sterling has agreed to be one of the stars because of his
    connection with Liverpool.
     
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    The last season is ****e.
    But yeah, I have to echo my fellow Blue Bobby and say you should hit the Wire.
    By far the best show ever made.
    Not really seen much of Dexter, but other than Superhero shows like the Flash and Arrow, I tend to stick to HBO, AMC, Showtime and Netflix for my dramas.
     
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  18. Try Lost ;)

    Most on here dislike it but its got very good ratings and I thought it was brilliant <ok>
     
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    Horrrrrrrrrrrrible low quality acting and script.
     
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