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Grumpy Old Man - Moan About News

Discussion in 'Watford' started by aberdeenhornet, Jun 14, 2011.

  1. aberdeenhornet

    aberdeenhornet Well-Known Member

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    So what does it take to make a news story these days? As far as I can see the odds at a betting shop!! The whole Malky saga to date is one of redtops picking up on the trends in betting and making a story to fit. No news from Cardiff, denials from Watford and no news from the man. Is this what we've reduced our "free press" to? Journalism has been seriously degraded is it a result of the internet perhaps? Damn these new fangled computer thingamebobs..
     
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  2. Norwayhornet

    Norwayhornet Well-Known Member

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    No just lazy journalists , trolling the net is easier than going and hunting down proper news! Ask Frank at the wobby?
     
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  3. oldfrenchhorn

    oldfrenchhorn Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    A real news story from today's copy of Centre Press.

    " A man fell off his bicycle at 11.50am yesterday on the outskirts of Poitiers. He was not injured, but was taken to hospital for a check up."

    Now that is what I call real journalism. ;)
     
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  4. Hornette_TID

    Hornette_TID Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Aw, i hope he'll be okay M Frenchie!
     
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  5. aberdeenhornet

    aberdeenhornet Well-Known Member

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    I could be a journo, "Wind blows leaf of tree, couple having picnic in vicinity not injured but decided to remove leaf from blanket"
     
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  6. Bradleysdad

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    This is absolutely bang on. If you were cynical you could even say the bookies and the tabloids are in cahoots. The worst thing is the laziness and sheer shoddiness of the journalism isn't confined to the sports pages. The media in this country are diabolical!
     
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  7. HaslemereKev

    HaslemereKev Well-Known Member

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    The problem is there are so many sources of media that they need to stand out above the others, so have to sensationalise everything and be first to every story - even if it means making it up, in the hope it will come true at a later date, and be able to say "We brought it to you first!!".

    Now with the internet, it has got even worse and nothing will change... only get worse!

    You also have to say some have a conflict of interests. Sky Sports News 'leaks' a particular person is favourite for a job, so everyone heads over to SkyBet to put a few quid on... Then some other guy becomes the new favourite, a few more bets placed and few more quid go to Sky.... and so forth - and then someone completely different gets the job!
     
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  8. hornethologist a.k.a. theo

    hornethologist a.k.a. theo Well-Known Member

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    A missed oppoortunity here I think. What was he doing there at 11.50? Why yesterday? Is Poitiers plagued by careless cyclists? What saved him from injury? Was the hospital a mental hospital? Will he be there again today?

    Journalists just don't ask the right questions these days!
     
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  9. zen guerrilla

    zen guerrilla Well-Known Member

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    All men grumble, it's great. Grumbling is the only thing we can include successfully in multi-tasking
    Decorating and grumbling
    Gardening and grumbling
    Shopping and grumbling
    Watching TV and grumbling
     
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  10. Norwayhornet

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    True Zen very true <laugh>
     
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    Bolton's Boots Well-Known Member

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    Unlike women who can only ever combine grumbling with sex :(
     
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  12. oldfrenchhorn

    oldfrenchhorn Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Grumpy.jpg

    Is it only men?
     
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  13. Hornette_TID

    Hornette_TID Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    BB, you're confusing grumbling with moaning! ;)
     
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  14. yorkshirehornet

    yorkshirehornet Well-Known Member

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    Grumpy Monday

    here we are fellow grumpies..... started by Aberdeen ;)

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  15. yorkshirehornet

    yorkshirehornet Well-Known Member

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    Grr...... the image doesnt work .... Grr.....

    :eek:
     
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    canary-dave Well-Known Member

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    Why is it when you get to our age Christmas comes around every three weeks?

    Bah!!!!
     
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    yorkshirehornet Well-Known Member

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    Cleaner coming this morning.... grr...I have to clean up before she gets here...... :mad:
     
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    yorkshirehornet Well-Known Member

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    Leo Well-Known Member

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    Nice find Yorkie - by the way when I suggested you start a grumpy old man thread I was neither thinking of you as grumpy or old - you just like starting interesting threads
     
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  20. Leo

    Leo Well-Known Member

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    OUR age Canary - I don't think so - most of us are juveniles compared to you it seems :)
     
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