Harry "the Hurra" Kane

Coming to United for £50m? Any better?

 

We all know Utd's owners are desperate. They'll pay £50m for Kane, good job he's finally putting himself in the shop window again.

 

No chance, Treble. Especially when we finish above you, this season. Again.

 

And you call me "desparate!"

Please, stop embarrassing yourself, mate!

 

Kane >> Cazorla.

Discuss.

 

Maybe Arsenal will take him home?

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No, I called you desperate not 'desparate'

What was that about embarrassing yourself ?

 

Grammar-wums are the last bastion of the truly humiliated.

 

Not when you're claiming embarrassment it isn't

Keep em coming HIAG.

 

You're trying to wum me when we've reeled you in to a 2-points' gap!

I love it!

 

I don't need to wum you. You do it all by yourself

'Desparately' embarrassed

 

You're smiling to hide your tears, PIXIE. Everyone can see that.

 

And you're on here responding to my easy digs instead of watching your team.

#'desparate'

 

Oh, I'm watching, Chuckles! Trust me.

And I'm writing a match report on the Spanners' board, too.

 

He'd be welcome to make the step up to Arsenal and return the team he supports. If he's going to be known as a great, he'll need to prove it at a top club.

 

PIXiE, we're taking apart a team that made your sorry lot look like monkeys!

It would be a step down for Kane to go to Arsenal, mate!

We have you in our sights, son!

 

We hear that every year mate

 

The HurraKane did it again, in Europe!

He's fast becoming England's most popular striker.

 

Vardy is probably more popular as he plays for a bigger club

 

Vardy is one hell of a player. He's already matched the successive scoring record in the premier league and long may it last. He's a real shining light for England and should make Hodgson's squad for the Euro's next year.