According to everyone on here anyway! McG is **** because he lets goals in, needs replacing immediately! Odubajo is **** because he ruins Elmo! Harry's ****, because he's an accident waiting to happen & never a PL player in a million years! Bruce Jnr is **** because he's Bruce Jnr! Robertson's **** because he can't defend! Elmo's **** this year because of Odubajo! Hudds is **** still! Clucas is too slow & can't get the ball forward quickly enough with him! Meyler is just about a Championship player & can't cope in the PL! Diame needs too much drama, try's too hard instead of doing the simple things! Akpom can't play up front on his own & when he plays with someone then he doesn't do enough! Abel H isn't a strikers arsehole & does nothing except get lucky deflected goals in the 6 yard box, unless he's not playing then he's the hold up player & instinctive finisher that his replacement isn't! These are some of the reasons I have read that our players are ****! Please feel free to add others!
Jakupovic is **** because he made a gaffe against Sheffield Wednesday 3 years ago and people can't get over it for some reason. Maloney is **** because he's knee high to a grasshopper and has no strength. Luer is **** because he came from a **** non-league club and hasn't got the bollocks to tell SB he should be in the first team squad. Hayden is **** because even though he plays for Arsenal he can't force his way into the team of a grubby, Northern, working class city. Snodgrass is **** because even though he's in full training he still needs a month to even make the bench. Diomande is **** because he's a striker and he still hasn't scored for us even though he's been here since September.
Rubbish thread. American's have a word for those who can't stand criticism of a sport's team on their forum - homers. No player is perfect and it's up to the manager to get the best out of them and not expose weaknesses.
It is a **** thread, but it's a damn sight better than Rugby Union, Sailing, Cycling or Cricket threads.
Maguire is getting the treatment Clucas was from some was at the beginning of the season, it is a bit grating to read when people make instant judgements on players
Neither Maguire or Clucas have really been slated, there's generally just been some discussion about whether there's been better options available in their positions at times.
I saw Clucas referred to as ' Clueless' on here earlier in the season and references to him being like a rabbit in the headlights and afraid to pass the ball
There's over 2500 posters on this board, you can't just highlight one daft comment as being a reflection of anything. And Clucas did look like a rabbit in the headlights in some of his early performances, hardly a surprise, it was a major step up for the lad.
Hernandez doesn't score lucky goals! He's there in the right place to put them in! It's called good timing.
Oh yeah they forgot Steve Bruce. He's **** coz all he good for is getting us promoted to the Premier league....
Let's not forget when they don't play! McG, not ****ing Jak! I'm also guilty on this one! Odubajo, we need him because Elmo's better further forward! Harry, why Bruce, we bought Harry for the future, give him a chance! Bruce Jnr, we need him because Harry doesn't have the experience & never a PL player Robertson, he's the only LB we've got! Elmo, he should be RB, he's so much better than Odubajo! Hudds, we need his passing ability! Clucas, he brings energy to the team anywhere in that midfield! Meyler, we miss his attacking & defensive ability, he's got a great engine on him! Diame, we need his skill! Akpom, no striker, he's what we need! Abel H, he's a great target & his hold up play is brilliant, we miss his instinctive finishing! Basically every player is a, "if they'd played we'd have won that game!"
Even the ball boys/girls are ****. The Allams are very **** indeed. The beer is ****. The food is so very ****. The official supporters club is ****. It's a **** stadium. I'm ****. Is it just me or is everything ****?