the day after the night before

Hhmm.


Hows your arse?

 

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So you've been to a cash point. Check your online banking to see it's from an area you weren't expecting to be. You haven't been to the Grosvenor have you?

 

So you went to Birmingham.

 

So who better else than me to dispense marital advice?

Oh, er, good point!

But, we don't know he's ****ed up do we? At the moment all we know is that he was too drunk to answer his phone, that he's got more money in him than before he went out and that the local post office was done over last night by a guy with massive tattooed biceps!

Deny everything until video or dna evidence suggests otherwise. There endeth the lesson

 

I've just found abit of paper in my pocket with a phone number and Adam Johnson written on it??

 

My first thought too.

Mind, his arse does look a little sore in that picture

 

More money IN him.?

This is getting scary now.

 

Or the casino. Stockton has one, it's open 24 hours.

 

So his story will need to depend on what Tees' lass hates the idea of more, gambling or jacking johns down the local loo's.

 

@commachio1 , @Big Funk Allardyce I just hope Tees didn't come on here hoping for decent advice or sympathy. I fear we've failed him

 

Did you go out dressed as a schoolgirl

 

That would explain the extra cash.


Adam Johnson was on a night out.

 

Oh dear, both from Teeside as well? The case is building as to what really happened last night...

 

I don't know fella. He'll need to trace his own footsteps for his own sanity at least.

 

So we've got Tees dressed as a school girl playing cards with Adam Johnson in the Grosvenor Casino in Stockton from 3am till 7am.

There you go Tees, I knew we'd get to the bottom of this.

 

Sorry Tees

 

Sorted...


Best buy that gift with the extra cash.

Dont listen to wedding cake blunham.

 

Twat! My advice is better! Don't admit anything until you know what you're accused of, or if you're even accused of anything at all