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Things more enjoyable than being a Newcastle fan right now

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Nov 22, 2015.

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  1. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Not a ****ing clue what you are talking about.

    Heres me thinking of alan the gopher.

    Check it out.



    Alan.... alan.
     
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    Commachio, Nov 22, 2015
  2. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
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    Pardew mate... he was Mike's Gopher and he kept rolling out excuses that we couldn't get a player 'over the line'.
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Nov 22, 2015
  3. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Back on topic....

    A big sloppy blow job from Dot Cotton (dentures out).
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Nov 22, 2015
  4. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    That got me strangely aroused for some reason
     
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    Joelinton's Right Foot, Nov 22, 2015
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  5. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    I think I've just found Chaos' Tinder profile...

    please log in to view this image
     
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    Joelinton's Right Foot, Nov 22, 2015
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  6. Darth Plagueis

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    You know when there's a stringy bit to your sh*t on the toilet and you can't quite squeeze it out, so you have to grab some toilet paper and physically rip your sh*t out of your arse.

    LOL. Better than being a toon fan right now.
     
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    Darth Plagueis, Nov 22, 2015
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  7. Commachio

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    No. Must be your weird veggie diet.
     
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    Commachio, Nov 22, 2015
  8. Frank_Pingel_Legend

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    Being forced to be nice to a Mackem, as part of some crummy attempt at 'team building' at work. And then having to eat cheesy chips to show 'solidarity'.

    Actually, just about anything is more enjoyable than watching Newcastle. Where's my pliers? I'm going to pull all my teeth out.

    And enjoy it.
     
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    Frank_Pingel_Legend, Nov 22, 2015
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  9. Commachio

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    Do you have mackemphobia?

    Dont worry this one dont get offended.....mag.
     
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    Commachio, Nov 22, 2015
  10. Joelinton's Right Foot

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    Working out the rules on world of Chaos
     
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  11. Albert's Chip Shop

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    They're worms mate.
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Nov 22, 2015
  12. Blacker-than-Knight

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    Grandmas wet kiss at Christmas when she's been on the sherry and try's to give it a bit of tongue
     
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    Blacker-than-Knight, Nov 22, 2015
  13. haslam

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    Spending my weekends actually doing the list of jobs my wife wants me to do.
     
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    haslam, Nov 22, 2015
  14. ClearlyDeludedGloryHunter

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    Does that go as far as Shopping For Cushions?
     
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    ClearlyDeludedGloryHunter, Nov 22, 2015
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    :(
     
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    Rum & Black for 2, Nov 23, 2015
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    Sticking your bolloc** in a bees nest <laugh>
     
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    Smoggo, Nov 23, 2015
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  17. Joelinton's Right Foot

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    Living In Smogland!



    Sorry - too far!
     
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    Joelinton's Right Foot, Nov 23, 2015
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    If god gave me a choice of...

    Ridding myself of arthritis
    Ridding my club of Mike Ashley

    ... I'd take the latter.
     
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    Nobby's Trumpet, Nov 23, 2015
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    Sucking off a 50 stone bloke.
     
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  20. Joelinton's Right Foot

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    Leave Obi out of it!!
     
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