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Things more enjoyable than being a Newcastle fan right now

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Nov 22, 2015.

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  1. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    So lads and lasses... what can me more enjoyable right now than supporting NUFC?

    (puts tongue firmly in cheek).

    I'll get the ball rolling with.....

    Allowing Pardew to, one by one pull each of my toe nails out with pliers whist SUBO whispers 'erotic' words into my ear as Joe Kinnear scratches a metal claw down a blackboard.....
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Nov 22, 2015
  2. Captainchaos.

    Captainchaos. Well-Known Member

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    Everything
     
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    Captainchaos., Nov 22, 2015
  3. Nobby's Trumpet

    Nobby's Trumpet Active Member

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    IBS.
     
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    Nobby's Trumpet, Nov 22, 2015
  4. Captainchaos.

    Captainchaos. Well-Known Member

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    Work
     
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    Captainchaos., Nov 22, 2015
  5. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Being a safc supporter and watching the toon army go into meltdown zone.

    We are ****e, we get beat (regulary). We sack manager and repeat the process.
     
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    Commachio, Nov 22, 2015
  6. ClearlyDeludedGloryHunter

    ClearlyDeludedGloryHunter Well-Known Member

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    Cleaning out an overflowing chemical toilet.

    (why is why I may be gone for some time, folks)
     
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    ClearlyDeludedGloryHunter, Nov 22, 2015

  7. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    **** happens.
     
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    Commachio, Nov 22, 2015
  8. Captainchaos.

    Captainchaos. Well-Known Member

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    Being locked in JPF's dungeon
     
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    Captainchaos., Nov 22, 2015
  9. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    Going to see Fenwicks window at Christmas and seeing a hairy ass <wah>
     
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    TheJudeanPeoplesFront, Nov 22, 2015
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  10. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Wont be chino boy.
     
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    Commachio, Nov 22, 2015
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  11. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Captain C. Id edit that.
     
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    Commachio, Nov 22, 2015
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  12. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    <yikes> The line Chaos, THE LINE <laugh>
     
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  13. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    The line got moved for him <laugh>
     
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    Joelinton's Right Foot, Nov 22, 2015
  14. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    Being a Crystal Palace fan?
     
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    Joelinton's Right Foot, Nov 22, 2015
  15. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    How is that therapy going mate?
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Nov 22, 2015
  16. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid Forum Moderator

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    Being on a Mafia team with Rhc & Valley...
    wait too far...
     
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    InBiscanWeTrust, Nov 22, 2015
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  17. Captainchaos.

    Captainchaos. Well-Known Member

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    I think you should alter the title to what until more enjoyable

    Erm......
     
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    Captainchaos., Nov 22, 2015
  18. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    Alan... is that you?
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Nov 22, 2015
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  19. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Im chuckling at this. Renembering that little gopher.
     
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    Commachio, Nov 22, 2015
  20. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    He loved talking about this mystical line...
    Other clubs knew where it was but it had a Klingon Cloaking device attached to it in NE1 as it was completely invisible to Sir Alan.
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Nov 22, 2015
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