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  1. Null

    Null Well-Known Member
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    I'm going to set myself up as a limited company. Great way to save tax on yer pay .
     
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  2. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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  3. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff?


    TEQUILA!!!!
     
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  4. Null

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    :huh:
     
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  5. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Make sure you give your company name so thought. Trevco Ltd. is mine.
     
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  6. Null

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    Bastard

    Sevco taken ?

    Sebco?
     
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  7. DevAdvocate

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    I have two, RussCo and ProvCo
     
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  8. DevAdvocate

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    One is a Tax advisory company (RussCo) and the ProvCo is a private detective agency.
     
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  9. The Raging Oxter

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    Trevor's Independent Traders.
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Trevor's Waste and Treatmwnt Inc.
     
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  11. Null

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    I'll pay my employees via EBTs

    Empty bottles (0f) tizer
     
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  12. DevAdvocate

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    Just about to start a company specialising in ship security out of Somalia. I pay minimum wage (£6,000 a month) to ex military (excluding Navy and RAF).

    RussprovCo

    pm me for details. No time-wasters
     
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  13. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Do I get to use automatic weapons?
     
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  14. DevAdvocate

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    Natch.
     
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  15. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    I have a couple to spare at very reasonable prices. Doing Xmas special on a barely used SA80 with 200 rounds of ammo thrown in.

    Email me at.

    [email protected]
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1, Nov 21, 2015
  16. The Raging Oxter

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    Getting out of office reply
     
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    ****o?
     
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  19. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    You should take it seriously. Just ask Manchester.
     
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  20. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    In principle the so called living wage is a good thing. In practice, it means ****s can decide not to bother with an education because they can take any ****e job and get "a minimum acceptable standard of living". In other words better than dole money for showing other ****s to their seats at stadiums.
     
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