Match Day Thread Swans v Bournemouth

3-1, what do you know about footy?………………

 

...and it'll be a Gomis hat-trick

 

The only hat trick Gomis will get these days , will be flipped on his head

 

Will they all be disallowed for off side though?…………

 

We all hope gomis is "rested" ,but my worry is,the current management don't seem to rate eder at all....is he really that bad?...seems to be ok for Portugal though!

 

So why buy him in the first place? We're desperate for some sort of replacement , if not only to give Gomis the feeling of his arse on the bench, and our new 5 million pound transfer can't get a sniff.
Our transfer magic ,that everyone use to marvel at , is no more .We seem to buy for the sake of buying , like other teams we used to laugh at .
I miss the teams we use to put together for peanuts , and still finish midrable.Those are the teams I'm most proud of , and other clubs strived to be .
Going for a 1 -0 game by the way , just not sure who for.
If you exclude a penalty and a free kick by Siggy , we've scored 9 goals from open play in 12 games.
5 by Ayew and 4 by Gomis , and it looks like Gomis may never score again .....troubling on many levels but hopefully things pick up on the weekend .

 

Going for 0-0, with us lucky to get 0. Monk returns to his monastery and contemplates the meaning of life.

 

I've created a new app which gives Gomis an electric shock to the gonads when he's in an offside position. I'll be testing it Saturday.

 

Can every single spectator buy it for their phone? That would be cool.....but ultimately might not be pretty as Gomis is last seen disappearing over the stands.

 

That's the only way he's going to learn

 

I must confess that I joined an online bookmakers just before the International break (they were offering 3 x Free £10 bet tokens)...I won £70 that weekend with the first 2 tokens...and stuck the last £10 bet on Bournemouth to beat us.
They were 4/1 at the time!
This is never a game where one of the participants are 4/1 I thought.

As we approach the weekend instead of becoming more optimistic (my usual state of mind) I am instead becoming more confident of a £40 win.
If I was a Bournemouth player I would be fancying this on Saturday BIG time.
Don't see how Monk can work wonders in a fortnight myself.

 

I've gone for the more traditional method of him wearing a very large bungee rope.

 

I reckon we will shake ourselves up this weekend and if we can get an early goal then 3-1 with some new names on the score sheet

 

I am not leaving Maidstone till about 10 tomorrow morning so hope no traffic problems may miss the start, but despite my reservations going to see as much of the game as I can. 1-1

 

Do you mean Saturday morning , or are you walking ?

 

I can barely remember watching us v Bournemouth at the Vetch as a kid and think we beat them 4-1. That's right - 4 goals in one game !!!

Edit: Bullshit - never happened. Maybe it was Bristol Rovers.

 

I don't think we've played them that often , have we ? last time they came to town they beat us 2-1 .

 

I remember us beating them at the Liberty I'm sure but that was quite a while back.

 

Hopefully a repeat headline in the Sporting Saturday night

Swansea 1-0 Bournemouth
Coca-Cola League One - Friday, 3 February 2006
Swansea ended a five-match run without a win at the expense of Bournemouth at the Liberty Stadium.
Andy Robinson claimed the crucial goal just before the break, the midfielder seizing on a poor clearance to drill the ball in off the far post.
The Cherries offered only a sporadic threat, although James Hayter had a good appeal for a penalty turned down.

SWANS: Gueret, Ricketts, Williams, Monk, Iriekpen, Tate, Martinez, McLeod (Forbes, 45), Robinson (MacDonald, 71), Knight, Fallon (Akinfenwa, 77).

BOURNEMOUTH: Stewart, Howe, Tindall, Young, Hart, Browning, Cooper, Rix (Rowe, 86), Purches, Hayter, Rodrigues (Pitman, 40) (Coutts, 80).

 

Adrenaline flowing,butterflies in stomach,Football is back!!!..........change of mind.........I HAVE the result @ 16/1........3-0 Swans bet ON!!!!!!


Hey hang on I ain't Fukn finished........3-0 Ash first goal 225/1.........'ave it.....I'm on.


Christmas comes early tomorrow.

Come On You SWANS!!

Swansea oh Swansea..........