Ozil and Cazorla rated best midfielders in Europe

Scholes won the double in his first two full seasons at Old T and then the title the following season, so back-to-back titles and an FA Cup

 

I've never seen him play, he certainly never turns up v Chelsea or big games on TV

 

Nice try, but pretty blatant plagiarism with a positive twist ... not a patch on the original that still stands the test of time ..

"Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught again offside
No excuse, come back speedily
Strange buggy eyes
Look up to the skies and see

Rather a small boy, he comes from Germany
Because he'e easily robbed, Mezut O
All left foot, pretty slow
Falls down when the wind blows, doesn't really cut it for me,
for me"

I thank you ... I'm here 'till Thursday

 

Did you enjoy your holiday,I trust you had good weather

 

Fab was a gunner,wasn't he?

And Naz.

And Song.

And Viera.

And RVP.

And Bentley.

The list is endless.

No wumming, please.

 

Bentley

Used to see him in the betting shop in Cheshunt on my lunch break far too regularly.

 

Bentley

Top wum fail

 

If the author of that piece isn't on a glue bag then I'm a chinaman.

 

...Hong Kong or the mainland?

 

Stan just blew a gasket, so jealous of Ozil, and so bitter realising he has to watch the sack of sh!t that is Manchester United this weekend. Jealousy brings no positivity Stan.

 

Again, you are aware they're just two points behind you?

 

Stan thinks you're a vile piece of scum because you made light of a very serious matter. If football really is the centre of your entire universe then it's no wonder you're such a bitter and twisted **** who is despised by his fellow Gooners.

 

It'll be five after the weekend

 

2 points, but the gulf is bigger, it's a matter of time before that gap expands.

 

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLL you just made me laugh quite literally, dayummmmmmm son you need to take a chill pill, LOL!

 

And you need to give your idiocy a rest, and **** off!...

 

The irony and lack of self awareness suggests you're an even thicker **** than suspected.

 

Dayummmmmm, and people say I have anger issues, holy moly guacamole!

 

No they say you're an ignorant **** who uses the word Dayummmmmm.

 

... whilst not wanting to distract from this fine debate, I would hubbly submit that there is no 'word' there ... merely an arrangement of letters