Hi Everyone, we are a male cancer charity, Male Cancer Awareness Campaign. We are putting together a football mascot calendar in aid of male cancer. 12 clubs mascots will be involved pictured with our charity mascot Mr Testicles. We have a photo shoot at KC stadium tomorrow (Friday 20th November) at 2.15pm. We require a volunteer to be our mascot Mr Testicles. If you are able to help please email [email protected] Thank you.
Great idea, I hope you find somebody in time. This is probably the worse place you could look though. We can talk bollocks but we can only act like ****s.
Good cause, good luck with it. I can think of a great many suitable candidates for Mr Testicles on here...
I'm not at work tomorrow so... I'd just ruin it. Ayway here's a testicle joke Job Interview A chap goes to the Council for a job. The interviewer asks him - "Have you been in the armed services?" Yes" he says "I was in the Falklands for three years." The interviewer says "That will give you extra points toward employment" and then asks "Are you disabled in any way?" The guy says "Yes 100%... a land mine blew my testicles off." The interviewer tells the guy "OK.I can hire you right now. The hours are from 8:00 AM . to 4:00 PM . You can start tomorrow. Come in at 10:00AM ." The guy is puzzled and says "If the hours are from 8:00AM to 4:00 PM why do you want me to come in at 10:00 AM? " "This is a council job" the interviewer replies. "For the first two hours we sit around scratching our balls...no point in you coming in for that........."
Mcac, roughly what size person would it fit? I know someone that has had testicular cancer that is liable to be up for it if they're available. I'll try and get in touch with them. He's about 6'.
I had testicular cancer a few years ago. I could probably free up my work diary if needed. (Cue the 1 ball jokes...) :-D