The Sad Demise Of Masky

Which one is Masky?

 

The one with Masky on his foot pal!

 

fking hell masky..........all that woman just for a few free tickets 2 watch the city <for that I solute you sir masky>.......your braver man than me brother

I suppose its the large girls clarks pie cupboard that seals the deal rather than the free tickets tho.......am I wrong masky?

 

Pleasure the lady Aber, in return she gave me tickets for Middlesbrough and Bristpl City...bargain?

 

So you paid with sex for the Middlesbrough and Bristol City games eh?

Fck me masky - you should demand your sperm back..........

 

In fact, Masky, you would have been better off in all ways by shagging Sparkey. That would have been a free one!!! I'd have gladly paid for you to go to the games if you were that desperate.

 

Look sausageman - I'm certainly not free, but I am relatively inexpensive..............

Masky - you must look to the future pal. The say shagging such amazons has a tendency to shorten the lifespan. At your age, seeing the season out could be in doubt.

 

Or this Christmas even.

 

it would be the perfect world having a woman give you tickets for the football in exchange for chucking your muck up her..................but in this case masky im sure you got a right bum deal....(excuse the pun).....if white lightning made football dreams it would look like the picky you posted.

anyway im looking for a ticket for the chrimbo period masky is she up for a roasting? ....tell her I`ll bring some cakes

 

Don't do it, Aber. Just light up and use your imagination.....It's safer.
And Masky, take care or all that effort (?) to get to the top of the tree will be wasted.......although it would be a great excuse if you start to drop from your lofty position.

 

Much safer to be on top in those circumstances.

 

ffb your right slade isn't worth it so I`ll spark my type of fat one up and shake me beans up instead......now that's what I call safe sex ffb

bfb masky has put me off steak and cheese slices for a few months..........thank god is that time of year again when the festive bake makes it`s naughty appearance...............damn it!!! ive gone and spoiled that un in my head now, with her being the turkey and masky being the stuffing.

 

Shagging Sparkey is so 2014 pal!
And "chucking your muck up".....hmmm. Aber pal, where exactly in Aberdare was your finishing school?

 

well I never really had a starting school 2 finish one masky .........so I blame grange hill`s zammo`s death and Maggie thatcher for my dirty native tongue

 

It's not good looking at my flat mate.

 

Dai - do you mean Masky's your flat mate? Not surprised carrying that load.