I was once ''playfully'' punched on both arms in lightning succession by a top amateur, the speed was one thing, the numbness for the next five minutes was a whole different thing. If she can do that, and I bet she can, you'd be better off ****ing her!
The speed of professional boxers is frightening. In the 60s my wife to be lived next to Jonny Halafihi, theTongan light heavyweight. He trained in Brid and teased me into sparring with him after promising he wouldn't hurt me. I tried my best to hit him but couldn't even though he never moved his feet! After three or four feints I managed to brush his cheek. "Very good" he said and tapped me three times on the nose before I could even blink. I have had great respect for all boxers since. Jonny was a real gentleman ; his brother and nephew were involved in rugby league in hull. Johnny died far too young.
I don't need no nightclub to get laid mate. Polar Bear, then 50 yards across the road to my lair does the job.....
I was so chuffed to see crolla win a world title - what a story that is. Britain has more world champions then any other nation at the minute
Plus we've got frampton vs quigg to look forward to. And Lee vs Saunders. Nevermind fury vs klit I personally wish david haye would stay retired.
I don't follow boxing closely, isn't Klitschko likely to retire if he loses to Fury? Maybe Haye is dismissing the idea of a Fury victory?
David Haye to fight Mark de Mori in heavyweight comeback please log in to view this image Former heavyweight world champion David Haye will make his return to boxing against Australian Mark de Mori at London's O2 Arena on 16 January. Haye has not fought since he stopped fellow Briton Dereck Chisora in 2012. The 35-year-old has been training with Shane McGuigan - son of former world champion Barry - and is aiming to reclaim the world title he lost to Wladimir Klitschko in 2011. De Mori has lost only once in his 33 career bouts. The 33-year-old Perth-born boxer's last defeat came in 2004, and 26 of his 29 victories have come via knockout. "I could have picked an easier opponent," said Haye. "I could have fought someone who'd been knocked out a couple of times but I wanted to give people someone to get excited about. http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/boxing/34907828