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  1. KIO

    KIO Well-Known Member

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    Evidently Kieran Dyer is to enter the jungle, a Binman eating kangaroo gonads <laugh>
     
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    KIO, Nov 8, 2015
  2. Forgot_My_Lines

    Forgot_My_Lines Well-Known Member

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    Bet he flys home within 20 minutes with an injury.
     
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    Forgot_My_Lines, Nov 8, 2015
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  3. FleetCanary

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    Talk about scraping the barrel. I thought that show was Dyer enough.
     
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    FleetCanary, Nov 8, 2015
  4. KIO

    KIO Well-Known Member

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    TBH I generally hate reality TV shows with a vengeance, X Factor, Big Brother, TOWIE, etc. etc. absolute total ****e , but I have to admit I really enjoy 'I'm a Celeb' and find it real LOL stuff. Me and her indoors can't wait for the new series to start :biggrin:
     
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  5. FleetCanary

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    I used to catch it, but haven't seen it in years. It's one of those things that I fear getting into, like soaps, so the less I know about it the better!
     
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  6. WEIGHTY CRIMSON PLUM

    WEIGHTY CRIMSON PLUM Well-Known Member

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    Have you not had a player big enough to be considered for reality Tv............it's a shame they don't do celebrity fat camp anymore as Holt would be a shoe in.....
     
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  7. Forgot_My_Lines

    Forgot_My_Lines Well-Known Member

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    ......

    Alan Brazil.
     
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  8. WEIGHTY CRIMSON PLUM

    WEIGHTY CRIMSON PLUM Well-Known Member

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    Most of his weight is Head so I don't think a club would help.....
     
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  9. Forgot_My_Lines

    Forgot_My_Lines Well-Known Member

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    As he showed when he scored one of his many against you. He's actually very skinny.

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    Forgot_My_Lines, Nov 8, 2015
  10. WEIGHTY CRIMSON PLUM

    WEIGHTY CRIMSON PLUM Well-Known Member

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    Haha that is clearly a fat bloke breathing in and stretching ......it's a well known fatty trick..<laugh>
     
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  11. Forgot_My_Lines

    Forgot_My_Lines Well-Known Member

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    I think you are really reaching now mate! This is your striker trying to breath in:

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    Forgot_My_Lines, Nov 8, 2015
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  12. WEIGHTY CRIMSON PLUM

    WEIGHTY CRIMSON PLUM Well-Known Member

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    Reaching for what......?

    I never said that Brazil was slender.....<laugh>.....although he has a few years on Holt so give it time and he could overtake..
     
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    WEIGHTY CRIMSON PLUM, Nov 8, 2015
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    Forgot_My_Lines Well-Known Member

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    Haha! Reaching for unconfirmable evidence that Holty was fat! Muscular men can sometimes look fat :emoticon-0105-wink:
     
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  14. General Melchett

    General Melchett Well-Known Member

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    I'm very muscular then!

    Bah!
     
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    Forgot_My_Lines Well-Known Member

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    As am I General! I wouldn't expect anything less from a military man! Wibble.
     
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    Yes, but I would be willing to wager a jug of decent Claret that strong corsetting is involved!
     
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    General Melchett Well-Known Member

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    Sadly the laces at the back weren't long enough :(

    Bah!
     
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  18. JediCanary

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    It's no longer "Evidently" Kieran Dyer IS going to be on I'm a Celebrity. I've just seen the line-up on the 2015 I'm a celebrity website, his fears are spiders & snakes, but he says there is no way he is going to look a wuss in the trials. Apart from his wife & children, the things he'll miss most are his mobile phone & not having any control over the decisions he makes
     
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  19. johnnywarksmoustache

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    I wouldn't worry he will pull a hamstring and get injured before the action starts! <ok>

    Mind you I would pay to watch him and Lee Bowyer in the jungle together!
     
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    johnnywarksmoustache, Nov 10, 2015
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    Are we really discussing that sh*te on here? Nurse!
     
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