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Discussion in 'Hull City' started by GLP, Nov 11, 2015.

  1. over18and legal

    over18and legal Well-Known Member

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    Tell her straight...no shed no sex
     
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  2. Plum

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    To which the response could be...new shed no sex.
     
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  3. over18and legal

    over18and legal Well-Known Member

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    haha

    haha. Tell her your not chopping it in half.... not even for her.
     
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  4. over18and legal

    over18and legal Well-Known Member

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    That's a housing estate in umbongo land <cheers>
     
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  5. over18and legal

    over18and legal Well-Known Member

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    Could be...but only if you don't have control of your lady<cheers>
     
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  6. Qatartiger Cambridgetiger

    Qatartiger Cambridgetiger Well-Known Member

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    Shed a gone ta specsavers ....
     
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    'I'm a bad girl,' she moaned as she bent over my workbench, 'I deserve to be punished.' 'Very well,' I said, and cancelled her credit card.
     
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  8. over18and legal

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    She gets the fitted kitchen.
    I get the man shed/cave (with bar and accessories) and the spare room as my office/mancave.

    The deal is I don't go in her kitchen and she stays out of my caves (unless invited into the man bar in the new shed).
     
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  9. Happy Tiger

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    Did anyone else read that as "new shed neeewwwww sex"??
     
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  10. DMD

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    Off topic sheds.


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  11. Qatartiger Cambridgetiger

    Qatartiger Cambridgetiger Well-Known Member

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    Bloody hell Happy .. OT but in the next couple of days 10,000 ... That's worth a new shed ain't it? I know there are many with more but still a great achievement. I wonder what percentage was about the Allams lol .... Just jesting.
     
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  12. Happy Tiger

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    Eh? We aint been here that long, 8 years almost? Married almost 30 years, and yeah, that deserves a new shed!

    Oh my posts?

    Pfft.

    I deserve a medal trying to educate some of the ingrates on here.
     
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  13. Kempton

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    Who the **** has sex with their own Missus? That's just a bit too weird even for this forum....
     
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  14. over18and legal

    over18and legal Well-Known Member

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    haha..I am not married (been there many times and worn out the t-shirt) so it dunt count for me.
    If your not getting it from the missus...bin her. Unless you are quite happy not getting it off her.
     
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    over18and legal Well-Known Member

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    30 years top man. You deserve a ****ing castle with reinforced gates<cheers>
     
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  16. look_back_in_amber

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    Racist.

    Somebody had to say it, Mr. Hatem must be sleeping, or shagging his shed.
     
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