Jihadi Gone

The nations favourite Halal butcher will be ball deep in 75 virgins just now the lucky bastard.

Praise be to Allah, peace be upon him.

سوف الجزار الحلال الدول المفضل أن تكون الكرة في عمق 75 العذارى فقط الآن نذل محظوظا .

الحمد الله صلى الله عليه وسلم .

 

YouTube will never be the same

 

Arabic reads from right to left m8.

I'm not popping in.

 

So you think that Arabic is a direct translation of English, with the same dialect and all the words are in the same order?

I'm popping out.

 

I don't know but all I know is it reads the opposite way in which our friend Barrie here has shown.

 

Has anyone (who currently posts on not606 general chat) ever pumped a virgin* before? And if so, is it worth doing a suicide bombing for?



*ER may need not reply with tales of Cambodia 2005.

 

pumped many and naw

 

Forgot to say. Cub scouts don't count, Bagheera.

 

I think I'd rather spend eternity with 75 durty sluts. Virgins are for ****s and *****s.

 

My bird is the 2nd bird in the line, with the sexy haircut.

 

You saying you don't remember me?

 

She looks at a bit sad,what did you do to her?

 

Married her.

 

What's this 'high degree of certainty' bollocks they're reporting. Something's either certain or it's not certain. You can't have degrees of certainty, you dicks.

 

It's like a bit pregnant.

 

In ya pop

 

Are you suggesting that the Pentagon are keen followers of GC and have been setting traps in their press releases?

 

I've got a touch of the flu.

 

The US should release a propaganda video of their own showing women at the controls of these drones. These daft Muslims believe that if a woman kills them they can't reach paradise.

Put the ****ers right up thum

 

I can picture them laughing right now. High fiving each other.