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The All-New "Mouser Watch!" Thread

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Hoddle is a god, Dec 6, 2014.

  1. gooner4ever

    gooner4ever once a Gooner always a Gooner Forum Moderator

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    I wonder what you did to upset them
     
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  2. Actually, it was nothing at all major, honestly! It was all harmless fun, ripping the piss out them during the final days of Benitez. I always thought that Mousers loved a bit of banter, and I never - not in my wildest dreams - ever imagined that the ****ers would be so sensitive to my piss-taking! Nothing I wrote went beyond the level of comment/banter that I demonstrate in my "Mouser Watch" threads.

    It's all really sad, that the Mousers feel so insecure that they cannot take a bit of intelligent humour.

    Mind you, whilst I am in the mood for being honest, I did used to delight in particularly winding up the thicker Mousers. It's just my bad that I never realised there were so many of them!
     
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  3. luvgonzo

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    It may have been for the repetitive insistence that you are right about everything and your inability to engage in any serious conversation where your point of view is challenged.

    Or maybe it's just because you're a dick.
     
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  4. Either way, Luvvy, it's my bad that there are so many thick Mousers on this board, and that so many of those have a humour by-pass. It's bad enough so meet a thick Mouser, but to meet a Mouser who, if he had a sense of humour, is still so thick that he cannot understand the concept of basic banter? And for there to be so many of them?

    Sweet Jesus!
     
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  5. luvgonzo

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    This seems to be a running theme with and a lot of opposition fans.
    Just throwing this out there. Could it be you?
     
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  6. No way!

    I prod and poke all of you clowns, even my own fellow Spurs fans! How can it be me?
     
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  7. luvgonzo

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    Your probably right, I thought it worth considering but chances are we're all morons and you're the only sane one on here. I'm sure there's a film with a similar theme......... Nope can't think of it.

    On yeah, that's it Mr Bean.
     
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  8. That's the spirit, Luvvy!

    Now, you best get back to your cell, mate, before the warders come to fetch you!

    I'll be back later, and you can show me, again, how you bash your head against the wall!
     
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  9. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    OK HAIGY baby I'll come back later. You have a good day.

    It's my birthday tomorrow I'll be doing a thread and I want a virtual present.
     
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  10. Stan

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    This would be possible if you'd been funny more than once but, despite thousands of attempts, the masturbating monkey post is still your solitary success. You're the David Brent of the board.
     
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  11. gooner4ever

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    He thinks he is Tim Vine but Hiag is as funny as Jeremy
     
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  12. Tobes

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    <laugh>

    No, surely not......
     
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  13. Tobes

    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    I bet he's a wag in the office. The kind of middle aged bore who thinks he's funny,but isn't and wears cartoon socks to show his 'wacky' side.
     
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  14. I flip burgers, remember?
     
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  15. Tobes

    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    I never said you flip burgers.

    Is that an admission then?
     
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    If that was the reason there'd only be about 4 posters left on the entire forum.
     
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  17. luvgonzo

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    I disagree. <whistle>
     
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  18. I confessed that months ago. PIXIE was rimming himself with delight about it.

    I'm surprised you missed it, Tobes.
     
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  19. Tobes

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    Rimming ones self is a physical impossibility isn't it?

    I was right about the socks wasn't I? <laugh>
     
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    I'm not so sure. There's plenty of people on this site with their head stuck up their arse!
     
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