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  1. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid Forum Moderator

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    Line up looks **** this year... Dyer is no Jimmy Bullard that's for sure.

    About 8 people from The only way is made in Geordie <doh>

    Thought Karl Pilkington was going to be in it but not confirmed it seems :( Would have been awesome in there.

    Not much eye candy either
     
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    I've never watched this programme but I might be tempted if Karl Pilkington was in it.
     
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    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid Forum Moderator

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    Was strong rumours he was going to be but not on confirmed list... unless he goes in at later date but not sure.

    Love that man though, I think he'd be hilarious in there because he'd be his usual moany grumpy self and although he's a "celeb" he's a celeb for just being himself so the others won't be used to it <laugh>
     
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    One of the reasons why I watch very little mainstream TV is this sort of mediocre crap being passed off as entertaining or entertainment, I have met too many people over the years who are clued to this crap and yet are proud that they never read a newspaper, watch the news or read a book, the people who don't take responsibility for their life choices and actions, as for Dyer he had talent but like so many others pissed it up against a bog wall, too stupid to realise his potential like too many of them.
     
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    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    They should stick Bowyer in there with him for round two.

    Jorgie Porter and big Dunc Bannatyne to get it on, a three week non-stop porkathon, culminating in a little Scottish gremlin crawling out of her smashed kipper in 9 months saying "Aahm Oot".
     
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    He looks like chris eubank

    Its dull now anyway people just go in and act as if butter wont melt and one person over reacts to trials to stay in.

    Be better with the general public
     
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    He'll get injured if he looks at a bush tucker trial...
     
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    There will be more than 10, a couple of surprises will happen so Pilkington isnt off the list.

    I hate Kieron Dyer, but i have to say, in his prime he is much more talented than most of these so called Celebs!!!

    Awful line up and i'll make the missus watch in on the laptop whilst I play fifa
     
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    He's already been ruled out for medical reasons mate
     
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    Karl Pilkington is a legend, love his work.
     
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    The kid on the top right i want out before he goes in
     
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    His not going to come out, no matter how much you beg! you're gonna have to find another 19 year old to idolise
     
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    Ha ha

    Who is he anyway jesus Christ is that what young men are becoming? Little tarts?

    I bet he can't even climb a tree
     
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    Cheers
     
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    His from Union J, dont know his name, nor do I have his posters on my wall!!

    He is a proper tart, but Women are to blame just as much as the tarts themselves. If Bieber didnt have such a massive female following for being a little queen, then other men wouldnt follow suit.

    Problem is with women, is they think they want these little pretty boys, without realising that we are all animals and all they need to keep them satisfied is a big gorrilla! Thats why I go for the minimal look, dont shave, dont shower, dont shake after a wee, Deep down ladies love it!
     
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    Dyer will get injured within 5 mins and be airlifted out.
     
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    Don't shower? Your going to far
     
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  19. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    They are always scraping the barrel for these shows <ok> Only one bit of eye candy.

    I do think they should drop Bowyer in half way through.
     
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    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    I concur ladies want a nice clean man who just has ridiculous levels of testosterone to beast them with. Grr.
     
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