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Off Topic The SIR Kenny Dalglish Public House

Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Sir_Red, Jan 28, 2011.

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  1. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    This ^ <ok> You tell the heathens, Wishi <ok>
     
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  2. luvgonzo

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    Mrs luv says you're a twat for waking her up last night, my phone was upstairs when you rang me. <ok>
     
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  3. Super G Ted'inho

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    Traditional chips, fish and peas for dinner #tuesday
     
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  4. Tobes

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    A light lunch then?

    Are you having a barm cake with it?
     
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    Yes!

    No cakes <ok>
     
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  6. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    I hope Mrs. Luv didn't intercept a dickpic.
     
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    <laugh>

    More like an expletive filled answer phone message that included the words, shagger, sheep and ****er.
     
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  8. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    It wasn't late: was it? <yikes> I can't even remember what I called you for <laugh>
     
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  9. Red Hadron Collider

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    If I recall, it had all those and more <laugh>
     
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    This is exactly what was left. I let Mrs luv listen to one once her reply "we're not from Barry!" She Ignored all the swearing and focused on that!
     
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  11. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    What are you thinking of letting your Mrs (m) listen to that? <yikes>
     
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    Thought it would be funny. <laugh>
     
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    I bet she followed it up with something along the lines of "what are you doing allowing weirdos like that have your mobile number" <laugh>
     
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    Do the Welsh blame all the sheep shagging on the folk from Barry?
     
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    Who's Barry?
     
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    Some Welsh Don Juan apparently. :bandit:
     
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    A sheep-shagging **** <ok>
     
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  18. wishiwasinliverpool

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    I never! :emoticon-0107-sweat

    Nor am I a twat!:emoticon-0121-angry
     
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    This is how rumours get started.
     
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    He phoned me, anyway. :1980_boogie_down:

    Why are your badgers dressed like Newcastle players?
     
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