Ozil and Cazorla rated best midfielders in Europe

Why is it that Arsenal fans have to keep trying to prove how good Ozil is?

Surely he should be doing that with his performances at 42 million?

 

Arsenal are on a decent run of form so he's being as cocky as ****
Win,lose or draw some of us more sensible fans mindset never changes

 

He is doing that, but haters don't want to give him his credit, so we need to remind the haters. . 10 assists so far very much says he is letting his performances do the talking.

 

Win, lose, or draw, I'm still gonna be cocky, and I'm still gonna say Spurs are ****, because it's true, on our worst day, Spurs are more bad, that never changes. No matter what happens this season, you can guarantee that we will still have a better season than the Spuds, even if we under perform and don't achieve our targets.

 

I think I'm rightly optimistic about the way our young side seems to be developing and growing. I can't remember the last time we came away from your place with a point and I felt disappointed.

But yes, his opinion changes with every game.

 

Is it just because I'm an old **** or does anyone else not give two ****s about all these pointless stats they use in football nowadays ?
Personally the only thing I look for in a game is the goals Arsenal score against the goals they concede

 

Spurs finishing below Arsenal is like the sun rising everyday, just a formality.

 

Can somebody put him back in his box now please.

I'm also truly worried for anybody who thinks Arsenal, or football in general is better than sex.

 

It depends, since you're a virgin, you wouldnt know, but sometimes you can have a right old ****ty encounter, and when compared with a good game of football, the latter is more enjoyable.

But sex is definitely better than watching Spurs, so I get where you're coming from, you're not supporting the mighty Arsenal after all, just the minnows that are Spurs, so I can understand why you'd find my statement to be perplexing.

 

Don't forget about chances created and possession. These are key.

 

What about sex with a statue?

 

It's quite metallic.

 

At my age football is better than sex

 

Well, I ain't no spring chicken and I still love it. Hope the wife doesn't find out!

 

If a spurs fan said they didn't care what Kane did as long as he scored against Arsenal, you'd say something along the lines of "typical Spurs fan comment, small club mentality".

 

Watford, mate... I learned a while back that it's best not to get into an argument with Arsenal(IQ)87. Get him on a subject that he's comfortable with - such as Nerf Guns, the Minnions movies, and teenage ****ing - you'll be good to go; but with the adult stuff, I tend to just nod and smile.

 

So far there's been some 235 posts on this non subject. About 200 of those are from our less than erudite friend about how he's right and everybody else is wrong.

 

That's because he is right

 

I didn't realize you were his mummy! Of course your little soldier is right...

 

He's a brave little soldier