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Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Sir_Red, Jan 28, 2011.

  1. **** taking him to the vets, that costs money and they wont be able to do anything anyway.

    The fireworks are just a pain in the arse!

    I should have ignored the mrs (nm) and just put him in the cellar <doh>
     
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  2. InBiscanWeTrust

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    Probably need that 200 to get his paw fixed...
     
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    That's what Nozzer did with Zingy
     
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    Bloody Germans, can never trust them can you
     
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  5. I thought it was RHC that went all Ted Bundy on Ziggy?
     
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    RHC killed Zingy. Nozzer did the butchering and cooking.
     
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    Oh I thought the zingy burger and sausage he offered me were just rip offs of kfc menu <yikes>
     
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    They have a Sweeney Todd and Mrs. Lovett thing going.

    RHC lures people into the cheese where he kills them. Then he sends them to Nozzer who turns them into würst.

    Then they put on a song and dance number singing try "a little priest".


    What does RHC get out of this other than discount bratwürst? Germany granny porn of course- in exchange for the meat.
     
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    Where the **** is that kraut Fritzl wannabe ??
     
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    Busy making the würst pies in Düsseldorf.
     
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    christmas is coming
     
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    ****ing christmas ads on already <grr><grr><grr><grr><grr><grr><grr><grr><grr><grr><grr><grr><grr><grr><grr><grr><grr><grr><grr><grr><grr><grr><grr><grr><grr><grr><grr><grr><grr><grr><grr><grr><grr><grr><grr><grr><grr><grr><grr><grr><grr><grr><grr><grr><grr>
     
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    Don't bring my relatives into this. My great gran was a lovely lady, and a great cook.

    P.S. My surname is actually Lovatt
     
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    #manonthemoon
     
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    <sorry>

    Do any of the ladies in your family make pies?
     
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    Not pies. But lovely sweetbreads.
     
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    Do I have BO or something?!
     
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    Quite possibly.
     
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    Nobody loves me here :(
     
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    Until we get proof you're a woman then you have to put up with the male banter :bandit:
     
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