Strong rumour going around that David Cameron is joining this forum. Must have heard about these pigs.
Had a Guiness last night, been farting all day. I'll stick to providing Pilsner, although we could bottle the G-farts for winter fuel.
You do that. I will be your no.1customer. Reckon i may rack up a canny bill that i will have to pay you if we are rescued.
What about if there is a native cannibal tribe and the head honcho has a git big saggy titted mingin daughter that has to be married of or we all become a casserole. Think Billys true calling. His moment of fame may have arrived. Shame about the wine.
Well I'm reliably informed that Comm's had a miserable morning on the fishing front, he fell asleep pissed and a mystical flying otter stole all 20 of the yellowfin tuna he claimed he had in a bag. Sand pie again for dinner lads, Billy has walked off in a huff because we had to borrow a dish from his new wife's lip to make the food in. Save him a slice of pie.
I hasnt pissed. It bowl lips fault. She got pissed up on Billys latest batch of guava fruit wine She staggered down to the cove with her spiders legs hanging out and tits to the knees. Ok when i say i wasnt pissed its a little white lie The ****ing hussy took advantage of me and then drugged me with an iguana ball sack medicine. ****ing hussy. Knicked all the fish.
Do you ever stick your dick through the sides if her nose? I did. But she had a bogie the size of iceland. It was like shagging a roll of sandpaper. I feel sorry for you. As ive heard the divorce process involes a loss of one ball. We.ve been done by booze and slappers yet again.
Glad I stayed in the bar. Fookin nora, youze are mad. Gonna watch the Horse Punchers game now, bar open again. Free shots for every time Bournemouth score.
Tuna looks as miserable as ****, got it's best gold-fin necklace on as well, bet it feels a right twat being caught by flip-flop boy..
Something doesn't add up does it. Comm wouldn't lie though, would he? He's never been the same since he tried to save Aussie from that Shark but slipped and lost his grip and watched him get eaten alive.
