Was chatting briefly about being stuck on an island the other day with Comm, he's fetching a fishing rod and a case of Kestrel Super. You're allowed one or two luxuries, but nowt daft that'll spoil the game like a ****ing Yacht or a mobile phone. I think I'd probably bring some soap, so I could be clean and have an advantage with the ladies at the early stages, I wouldn't fancy the slim pickings after a month of stinking in sweltering heat. I'll have a think about the other... Jobs, we're going to need to pitch in, everybody... Joe is the 'leader' because, let's be honest, nobody is going to tell him what to do. Bri... Chef extraordinaire... gonna smell a bit fishy, so I'll save you some soap pal... Comm... well he's the fisherman, so we have to make sure he's not pissed, all the time. So 1. What would you bring? 2. What job do you want?
My luxury item would be my music. Everybody would be instantly happier with a bit of music. I'll grow the weed and distribute it accordingly. That's my job
Luxury would be a bottle or two of scotch. Nice Islay malt... Job? Probably assistant chef so Bri can call me a useless lazy **** all day
My luxury item would be plenty of yeast so I could make wine out of all the tropical fruit. Job? President.
I think Smug should be the leader as no one is going to tell him what to do either.. Luxury would be a lawn mower.. Job? To keep the lawns in a nice and tidy order..
I'd happily volunteer as diplomatic ambassador to make sure everyone plays nice. My two luxuries would be my Taser and a tube of KY jelly ... ... I often get a bit of chafing if I'm in sand for long
A pair of rubber gloves! Do we get knives? To hunt, to cook, to explore to fashion a new home. Because if we don't get them as standard I think we should all be bring a knives. Oh and lighters.
I know little about this island we are all marooned upon... Music is a great call however have we got electricity?? I'd bring a football and a box of tampax, that's enough to keep everyone active ! And before anyone takes the piss... Read the box.?! If you pop a tampon in you can do horse riding, gymnastics, swimming... The list is endless !! As for my job... Well... I'm obviously the man who is trying to get contact with outside world to save us.. All I need is a tall tree.. Some string / wire and a reflective mirror !!!
I'll look after the pigs. We'll all need a bacon sarny on a sunday morning! I'll also sort out the regular guinness drops until we're rescued. You can live on guinness
100 dirty magazines and an Uzi with plenty ammo; Not606 poster "Kinky I need a mag for the night" Kinky "Okay that will be 2 coconuts and a fish" oh "and make sure it comes back in the same condition" The uzi would be to keep you dirty buggers from nicking my library and thereby stealing my livelihood
hammocks for everybody a lifetime supply of batteries for people who have electrical items i would be a regular fisherman, if I could borrow somebodies rod.
I would bring a sombrero... So I could laugh at the mag git about beating them six times off the belt..
