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The All-New "Mouser Watch!" Thread

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Hoddle is a god, Dec 6, 2014.

  1. Tobes

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    Bitter? Bitter about what exactly?

    Your delusion?

    #clownshoes
     
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  2. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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  3. Treble

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    According to some Liverpool fans, Klopp is just a German version of Martinez so I don't know why Everton fans are bitter. After all, there's currently a spaniard looking after the best German side in their league. Surely a Spanish Klopp is better than a German one <whistle>
     
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  4. luvgonzo

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    Happy so far with Klopp, good performances even when we haven't got the win.
    I'll be even happier with 3 points on the weekend alongside a Man Utd loss.
     
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  5. Stan

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    Klopp is overrated.

    That's not my opinion, it's a recent opinion expressed by @astro(Klopp's footbo)naut

    He's a big Rodgers fan and was dead against Klopp becoming Liverpool's manager. As the poster himself will tell you, he's never wrong and always stands by his statements.
     
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  6. luvgonzo

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    I don't give a **** about you're sexual frustrations with Astro. <whistle>
     
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  7. Stan

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    In English please boyo.
     
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  8. luvgonzo

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    I like it when you call me boyo, it reminds me of my Grandad. <laugh>
     
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  9. Stan

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    United fan was he?
     
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  10. luvgonzo

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    Not a ****ing chance. He was more interested in rugby, drinking and fighting than footy. <laugh>
     
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  11. Stan

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    Chelsea fan then.
     
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  12. NSIS

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    As a former RFU player, I strongly object to this scurrilous slur on the noble game of Rugby.

    We are gentlemen, as such we confine beating the **** out of each other to the 80 mins on the pitch. Then we get completely pissed and wreck the local Indian or Chinese!

    And, I ****ing hate Chelsea!
     
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  13. luvgonzo

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    Yeah there are loads of these gentlemen around the South Wales valleys.
     
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  14. NSIS

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    Yeah,played down there long ago. Some hard men and hard teams...
     
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  15. gooner4ever

    gooner4ever once a Gooner always a Gooner
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    The hardest team I played against was Gravesend. it was men against boys. I was playing loosehead prop and was getting mullered. Our wing forward then punched their prop thinking it would help! Their prop looked at him and just smiled. Our wing forward realising his school boy error immediately said sorry and tried to shake his hand!
    Have played some hard Welsh teams on tour and it always seemed that the team you go out on the piss with the night before the game (top athletes we were) weren't the ones you actually got to play the next day. Clever bastards
     
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    The dirtiest side I ever played against was the Met Police. It started from the first minute, stamps, rakes, gouges, sucker punches, every dirty trick in the book. One of the very few games that I came away really pissed off about what had gone on.
     
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  17. gooner4ever

    gooner4ever once a Gooner always a Gooner
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    **** i forgot about them, they were all nasty bastards. Easy to wind up though by just snorting like a pig. Not nice guys to drink with after game either.

    A couple of years ago I went with a mate whose old army squadron were playing at Twickenham. He was so proud and wanted to go even though he had never watched rugby.
    My god it was mental with everyone fighting. And then we went to watch the game!
    After the game they went into fighting overdrive as it seems you can take a squaddie out of the squadron but you will never ever take the fight out of a squaddie. There were guys that the Military Police wouldn't go near.
    Crazy day :)
     
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  18. NSIS

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    I think with the Old Bill it had become a matter of get your retaliation in first! Army, Navy, etc...they're all ****ing mental! Never liked playing against them because they didn't really want to play Rugby, just fight...!
     
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  19. Stan

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    For those of you who don't frequent the Mouser board the below link is a classic example of just how paranoid they are. 80 pages devoted to the belief that the BBC is pro-Manchester United and anti-Liverpool. Recently the BBC has also become pro-FCUM and Salford City.

    http://www.not606.com/threads/bbcsalford.249148/
     
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  20. When I click on that link I get the following message:-

    Not606 - Error
    You do not have permission to view this page or perform this action.

    That's because I am still banned from the Mouser board.

    Blimey! If I'd been done for stealing the hubcabs off the Queens limo, whilst selling crack cocaine to pregnant 13 years olds and wearing a "I love Jimmy Savill" tee-shirt, I'd have been out of nick in half the time the Mousers have banned me from their board! Do those cheeky, fun-loving Mousers have no charity in their souls?
     
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