Guy Fawkes Night

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Did you know that when they caught Guy Fawkes they took him up to the top of Big Ben and crushed his bollocks on on the bell?

True story according to QI.

Gives a different meaning to bellend.

 

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I've voted for Senator John McCain of America.

He might not be Catholic, but we can look into that later.

If he does prove not to be Catholic, and I can kill another one, I'll do that john Kerry, also of America. He's probably one.

 

McCain isn't on the list

 

coupla jump the dykes

 

I know. Who would do such a a thing eh, Barrie?

In fact was Guido himself not a convert? They're the ones ye need to keep an eye on the most.

 

Yep, them and the folk that marry ones

 

But can you marry one in a pineapple without converting? That's the million dollar question.

 

Very doubtful, once you step into a pineapple that's you ****ed(literally)

 

<rolf> monica is out frankie boylein frankie boyle now imagine out feniaining a fenian <lolz>

 

Morning Barrie

 

as u no im jay witness m9 so so she had to convert to the jaydog

 

Considering thum papes don't know what a pineapple is I fear they might find this thread somewhat confusing.

 

Is a pineapple not one of the objects you've had removed from your ****ter at A&E?

 

Nope, that was a young Thai lad named Archie.

See I told yees tims don't know what pineapples are.

 

You can but I think the level of indoctrination you have to go through varies from church to church. At ours you have to go to a one hour clas but even then I think it's just so the priest can insist that if you have kids they are baptised in his church - insert your own bheast gag here Bazzer.......

 

I'm Ghodfather to 2 of my nieces and didn't have to do fk all apart from turn a blind eye when the priest splashed his holy milk onto the kids buttocks.