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Discussion in 'Hull City' started by Plum, Nov 5, 2015.

  1. Plum

    Plum Well-Known Member

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    Plum, Nov 5, 2015
  2. bum_chinned_crab

    bum_chinned_crab Well-Known Member

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  3. Chazz Rheinhold

    Chazz Rheinhold Well-Known Member

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    Bummers is He Man. FACT
     
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    Chazz Rheinhold, Nov 5, 2015
  4. bum_chinned_crab

    bum_chinned_crab Well-Known Member

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    I havent been to the Quacks in about 8 years and only then it was after about 2 weeks of agony and he told me I'd cracked my ribs.
     
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  5. Plum

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    Ha, and there's bugger all they can do about that anyway!
     
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  6. bum_chinned_crab

    bum_chinned_crab Well-Known Member

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    Precisely! He said "well there's nothing we can do, just rest and in the meantime it'll hurt like hell."

    Cheers for that!
     
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  7. look_back_in_amber

    look_back_in_amber Well-Known Member

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    You might reconsider if you're headache was a symptom of meningitis, I had it 36 years ago, they could have chopped my ****ing heed off and I'd have been in less pain! As for that lumber puncture...
     
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  8. HHH

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    I haven't been to the quacks for about 18 years.

    Beat that you ****s.

    Anyway, doctors waiting rooms are usually filled with the feckless and women.
     
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  9. Walter Sobchak

    Walter Sobchak Well-Known Member

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    BUTITHOUGHTYOUSAIDYOUDIDNTGOTOTHEDOCTORSSOHOWDOYOUKNOW HMMMMMM??????

    I went yesterday as it happens.

    Needed some drugs to reduce my manhood, it's too big and heavy and it's not fair on everyone else really. Honestly that's why i went...

    :bandit:
     
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    HHH Well-Known Member

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    Go with our lass sometimes.
     
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  11. Walter Sobchak

    Walter Sobchak Well-Known Member

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    That's what they all say.
     
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    Walter Sobchak, Nov 5, 2015
  12. Carmine Galante.

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    I'm off to the doctors in ten minutes to see if he'll extend my sick note.

    4 days off sick in 14 years prior to this latest bout of illness.

    That's one day every 3 1/2 years in case you hadn't worked it out.

    I think I deserve it.
     
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    worried for Brucie, everytime he has an interview about team selections, he says he has a headache..
     
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  14. AcunsBurnerAccount™

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    Good news....

    According to the article... larval cysts in the brain develop after a person swallows microscopic eggs passed in the faeces of a person who has an intestinal pork tapeworm.

    That should be easy enough to avoid.
     
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  15. DMD

    DMD Eh?
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    "...larval cysts in the brain - neurocysticercosis - develop after a person swallows microscopic eggs passed in the faeces of a person who has an intestinal pork tapeworm."

    I find that hard to swallow.
     
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  16. HHH

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    Mate, I'm on the level.

    Only been to the clap clinic in that time.
     
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  17. bum_chinned_crab

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    Ive only had 2 days off in 5 years and that was for the Norovirus when i spent 24 hours projectiling out of both ends.

    That was a fun day.
     
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    bum_chinned_crab, Nov 6, 2015

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