Off Topic The Goodhand Arms

I just know you tried to ignore that all day yesterday.... in the end you broke?

 

I actually found it funny....loved the really fed up look of the bird on the right.

 

I have noticed that it is mainly women who talk endlessly on their mobile phones and when you stand near to them an eavesdrop on their conversations, which is very easy as they usually talk very loudly, what you end up listening to is the most inane load of rubbish you've ever heard. It has been my experience that it is the converse of what Fran is saying that is actually true.

 

Whitely Saint...where's that raspberry blowing smilie?

 

When did Koeman's Korner become a cesspit of sexist nonsense?

 

You can get shovels very cheaply these days.

 

One more very interesting observation is that there are three children and three books but one girl has all three thus denying the others access to them. No sensible parent or schoolteacher would tolerate such behaviour.

 

I'm not remotely interested in Ice Hockey, but I couldn't help noticing this after the Bournemouth lad's hoax shirt steal. It's a match puck being thrown to a very young kid and is intercepted by some middle-aged bloke who ought to know better. Personally, if I was the guy in charge of security I'd ask that bloke to give the puck to the young kid, as was intended, and if he refused I'd have him out of the stadium so fast his head would spin, and the kid would get his puck anyway. The kid didn't miss out in the end, but the bloke kept his stolen puck. With a bit of rough justice, someone might have stolen it off him later.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/ice-hockey/34730087

 

I was in Tescos shopping when a old lady collapsed and lost consciousness. The staff of the store were brilliant both rushing to her to help. One member of staff checked she was breathing etc and put her in the recovery postion, while the other phoned for ambulance. But the operator refused to send a ambulance. The member of staff lost it after asking the operator several times. The call must have lasted about 5-10 mins all this while the old lady laid there breathing heavy (she had woken up but wasn't looking that good). In the end the member of staff had to hang up and phone again. But this time they managed to get a operator with a heart and they sent a ambulance.

Pretty disgusted and pissed off with what happened.

 

What the ****? That's awful. Just shows any old twat can answer the phone when you dial 999.

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/34733287

What a douche!

 

I asked my Welsh friend how many sexual partners he'd had. He started counting, and then fell asleep.

 

Not exactly snappy, for this day and age, although informative. Perhaps it should have been:

Ockenden Cadet Eyes Prize​

or ​

Navy Board Hails Cadet.​

You know what, I prefer the long winded original.

 

TSS, did you actually "get" the original?

 

Well go on then enlighten me.

 

You kidding me right?

 

Indulge me.