Off Topic Sam v Juan

when I read the thread title
I thought is this another defender we are linked with

 

B..b..b.but with no satellite dishes... how will we know if the Androminonononians are invading?

 

Well that's just plain incorrect, Sam. Juan doesn't have a board, he lives up smug's crack

Secondly, while it's a futile, pointless argument, that Juan seems to have basically responded too with pseudo-intellect (errr what the **** are you talking about "cost of living per capita" for in this debate?! What company goes, "look at how much it is costing people to live, let's make it more expensive" ), in the end you've both missed market forces, TRUE economic factors, technological improvements, social implications etc.

Thirdly.... We don't fight on this board, we duel, that's why there's only half of us left

 

Glad you're here to correct everybody mate, the board wouldn't function without somebody who knows everything.

Low blow as well, I'm not biting, I know you love Smug way more than I do.

 

Anyone fancy meeting up at the Hastings hill pub for a fight?












Sorry lads wrong board.

Monty is right.

Let's all duel with big pink dildo's.




Sorry again lads it isn't deadline day yet.

I'll buzz off again.

 

Surely you can't be insinuating that anyone is that far up Smuggies crack?
Smug runs their board like a real enforcer don't you know.

 

Wow. Come home after a long day at work to find this cracker on the board. Comedy gold, wouldn't look out of place on the unwashed fight club board down the road...

 

I find it a bit funny really that some lads on this board are obsessed with ridiculing people who've gone off on a rage and offered fights out on the forum yet now one of your own is doing it you all seem prepared to pussy-foot around him.

Took me a handful of mildly provoking posts to have your good mate Sam flying off having a period all over the board, not one person prepared to humiliate the sad prat, yet people still dine out on crap that happened over a year ago on another board.

FFS if Bri or 'you know who' offered to oil me up in the gym showers like this soft arse has there'd be 100 pages on this thread already.

 

All we need now is for Sammy to confess to being a taxi/bus driver and the fight WILL be on.

 

between themselves ?? , lets think - yes I do think it's funny

is this not provoking by crying about it and bringing it back up

maybe because no one gives a ****

 

Plenty of people gave a **** when it wasn't one of your own though, that's my point, your entire board went into a frenzy when one of the Sunderland posters did it but now one of your own is offering to fight somebody on a forum, you're all acting like it's normal behaviour.

I didn't know there was a rule that we weren't allowed to talk about it, I didn't know this was actual fight club.

 

Its alright Juan, I want to get it clear, I'm not offering you a street or pub fight through rage, I just thought that if you wanted to act like a big man behind a keyboard, then maybe you would like to substantiate it in a more tangible fasion. Something like boxing isnt about rage, if anything its more about control.

Your obviously a pussy and thats fine, but you should probably remind yourself how cowardly you are when typing your reply. You are blantely some 35 year old man who works in an office, you sit in or have friends round on a friday night, I doubt you have any children, however that might not be through choice or lack of trying. your forced to watch corrie every night by the missus, she sometimes makes exceptions when the football's on. and you probably get laid like 3 times a month and its sh!t

Your boring mate, your life is pointless, if you died, everyone would probably forget about it in a month or so. Some people would even be happy.

 

Says the boy who cups old men's balls for £6 an hour you display all the signs of a keyboard gangster pal, you're full of yourself and despite the fact you've never clapped eyes on me you're backing yourself. You're confident, if stupid.

I don't arrange fights on football forums with strangers, no matter how many times you attempt to lay down the rules of the fight and attempt to make it legitimate. I've got no reason to fight silly little girls like you.

 

I reject that notion, I immediately posted a couple of videos for him. Slowly slowly catchy monkey.

I think you need this type of stuff to be honest. It would be pretty mundane if people were sensible the whole time and just stayed on topic or cordial. **** that I want leaving threads, fights being offered, over hyped misunderstandings and all manner of chaos. If there is one thing I have always liked about the Sunderland board, its that it has never lost that ability for a complete meltdown or self implosion. It is often something innocuous, a misunderstanding or a bit of tension building over a few threads. To be honest the latter is my favourite, we all develop a certain affinity with certain posters and just can't get away with others. Eventually you just have to tell people they are a ****er.

Its only an internet forum. You get those who think that very line is something to hide behind, or a go to response. The reality is it is only a ****ing internet forum.

I will be certainly digging Sam out about this for years to come. I think there is an internet forum law on this kind of thing i.e. whenever they get a bit uppity, they get reminded and put back in their box You just have to be like Mr T with sky dish, and brush it off and embrace it happened.

 

Morning.
I think it's more a case of people on here just not being arsed to make a comment on a nothing thread over here whereas elsewhere the ****socks like to be aired rather regularly that's all whenever it kicks off.
It's all about quality of entertainment and the popcorn consumption count for me.
On this basis we have to sincerely admit that we are second best when it comes to fight club and acting all tough and hard and stuff on the internet though.
The toughest we can muster is JPF with his feather duster in the library so we don't stand a chance against our superior neighbours.
We simply need to up our game and start offering each other out more.

 

I'm seriously not in the habbit of starting fights, but this kid really does rile me. To call me a pidgeon too (Fu(king hate Pidgeons).

I do think its been mis-construed though, I am simply in the area Jaun says he lives and I live in the gym, so I just thought, if this guy wants to come over to our board, chat rubbish and sh!t all over my opinions, then lets give him the opportunity to back it up in a safe arena, then i could just embarress him a little bit. Its clear he doesnt want to, so I'll end it. Shame though

 

Morning pal.

Yeah I get it mate, I guess I just expect uniform responses from everybody and it's not gonna happen. I'll stop playing with the lad now, for what it's worth I actually liked some of his pre-derby 'wumming' over there but he's taken exception with me over a few comments and his roids must have kicked in for the week.

I had a slanging match on here with one of their lot a couple of weeks ago, I'm not ready for another yet. I'll agree to wind it up if he cans it as well, it's all fun and jokes for now and I'm happy for it to stay that way.

 

Mate you sound like a ****ing idiot, of course I'm gonna throw you under the bus when you're saying you live in the gym and you want to teach me a lesson. You've never met me, never seen me, not once in your life, yet you've jumped to an assumption that you're in some position to knock me about. Do you behave like that in every walk of life? All I can deduce from your waffle is that you think you'd walk into any gym in the country and be the hardest kid in there, you're not.

How on earth would you expect me to react to you? It's ****ing comical.

It's 'Pigeon' by the way

 

cool story bro

 

Chaps. Let's have a group hug and draw a line under it eh?