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American Psycho

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by ERINBLACK, Nov 4, 2015.

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  1. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Result. I'm getting bent over and ****ed with my contract. 47 quid or something.
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Nov 5, 2015
  2. Patience

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    I don't have a phone bill 'cos ra work pays for it all.

    Balls in, the works, all unlimited.

    <party>
     
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  3. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Even if you phone the UK?
     
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  4. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Tags <laugh>
     
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  5. The Anilingus Aficionado

    The Anilingus Aficionado Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    I buy my phone upfront through the business, claim the VAT back then get a cooshy contract for 12 months.

    Of course, the £8.99 has VAT on that too, so take another £1.80 off that figure and the Bazlad is QUIDS IN
     
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  6. Null

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    The trick to ER reviews

    critically acclaimed?

    Widely popular?

    Known as something to watch or listen to?

    ER will say "it's ****e"

    **** off ya auld hipster !

    The reason you hated it is cause you couldn't follow it.
     
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  7. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    I'll be doing that next time fella <ok>
     
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  8. Patience

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    Even if i phone me ma in Ayberdeen min. <cracker>
     
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  9. The Raging Oxter

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    I saw the book on the shelf at Waterstone's but didn't buy it.
     
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    ^^^ venoms brother
     
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  11. Patience

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    Jiffy Dinneen has a certain class to it.
     
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    class and dinneen in the same sentence. <rofl>
     
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  13. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    I've read the film and watched the book.
     
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  14. Mick O'Toon

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    What about American Psycho 2?
     
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    I was reading your book last night.

    The shaggin bit. Had a ****. Saucy.
     
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  16. monacoger

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    If you had read a few pages more, you would have found out that the bird is actually a bloke, you dirty bastard.
     
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  17. Archers Road

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    Actually 47 notes for a cock up yer ring piece is good value. I'd charge you twice that and not even light you a Marlboro afterwards.
     
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  18. stopmeandslapme

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    "er could smell bananas in bedroom" is my favourite <laugh>
     
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    I had a **** whilst writing it. Got thrown out of the library :mad:
     
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  20. monacoger

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    Cheers mate<ok>
     
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: mark kERmode, wittERtainment, er stirred porridge of coon as wife's fanny gaped, er lambasted wife as nignog hid in wardrobe, er could smell bananas in bedroom, er confusion at daughter's huge lips, I will flay you all, consider this a warning, I am a dangerous gadgie midget

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