Match Day Thread AFC Bournemouth v Newcastle United - Match Day Thread

I don't think they've won since Wilson was injured. Have got one point from their last 5 games, they're at rock bottom. If we can't beat this Bournemouth team we're in big trouble.

 

We've only won one all season though. As I say they were excellent the other day and just have similar issues to ourselves, cutting edge.

 

So do I.
My lucky pants will deliver for us.

 

It would be such a relief to win this game and be out of the drop zone, but I sense a lot of frustration.

Bournemouth will no doubt drop deep and make us work hard.

We've got to get the ****ing first goal in this match.

If we get the first goal, I smell us winning this 3 or maybe 4-1, but if we don't, I sense a 1-0 defeat.

 

Can't see a win away from home. We never travel well for a start, secondly we are prone to stupid defensive errors when dominating possession, and thirdly Mitrovic couldn't identify a goalpost in a line-up otherwise consisting of bouncy castles, Dr Shak's left scrotum, ACS' bare arse, and Mitrosexual's two incher...

It'll be a tough old slog, and I think a bore draw. We have better players on paper, but they have more heart, better organisation and more realistic tactics.

 

Then we have Less Hope Than Neville. I mean, if you really do have 'lucky pants' then why the hell do you just have a 1 inch sausage in them? I don't think they are lucky at all.

 

Are these the 'lucky' pants that have seen us lose 6 and draw 4?

Orrr ...the lucky pants that only JPF can sense and home in on at a range of 10 miles?

 

I think we will win 1-3.

 

Recently, with all the fog.... planes flying into NCL airport were using my chino's as a homing beacon given I live 20 mins from the airport.
All pat of the service and further proof that minging loud chinos are indeed a thing of wonderous beauty.

 

Bit hazy round here at the moment as well - please send Chinos

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He already did. It was Albert's lucky pants and mustard chinos that created that strange mist and caused everyone to cover their faces so they could breathe.

 

This is me having a dump.. Enjoy.

 

Whoever fitted that beading around the edges of the wood flooring could have taken a bit more time about it and done a proper job!

#lazy

 

Darn it, I forgot about this

how does the feckin door close ??

 

If you look in the top left corner theres a cheap piece of Mdf, i think his painted it white and maybe places it in the door way to kind of act like a door.

He also wears boxers that say Authentic Apparel!!! lol bet there 5 for a £10 from the market or something

 

floor looks as it could do with a wash
WTF has he been doing ??

 

I didn't want to look that far

 

It's my office toilet.

Door is to the left. Pant were indeed a pack of 3 for £10 primark special.

Really only posted it to illicit a response from chip shop and obi.

 

You'll be lucky!

They both fit into the same category as the person that fitted that beading. Always putting work ahead of the forum. No daytime commitment.

#lazy

 

Hey why were you taking a dump in my bathroom?





Is that the kind of response you wanted?

Or were you after the "Your penis looks almost as tiny as Albert's"