In other news, Wayne Rooney just managed to kick the ball sideways (to the right) whilst stood 5 yards out in the middle of the goal and the ball stationary. And Ashley Young just engineered contact whilst throwing himself to the ground so badly I'd have sent him off for violent conduct if I'd been the ref, it was much more a case of him kicking the guy in the stomach than the defender fouling him.
Please do not take both of our strikers off! EDIT - Its like Bruce knew I was posting this and took Akpom off.
Hardly the best examples. Nugent was **** but Deeney has looked decent and Gestede has scored a brace at Anfield.