"Do you feel like your head is on fire, is the left side of your body paralysed, has your face collapsed ...... please log in to view this image ............ can you smile!"
They were one of the acts we supported at a summer season in Yarmouth. You`re right, Gerry is an arsehole. The band were great though. At the end of the night we all ended up in the bar and got totally blitzed. We performed a synchronised falling down. Highly amusing apparently.
I genuinely thought I was having a stroke once but it turned out I'd put way, way too much weed in the joint I'd just smoked.
Can I ****ing smile? Not on the outside. Inside I`m laughing me tits off. I`m having a ****ing stroke yer daft bastard.
Advert? I really hope it's meant as a warning. Some stupid people automatically go for things in adverts. Then again. . . .
"Can you smile?" "Well if you can just ignore the intense pain in your head, being half paralysed and your face hanging down to your chest." "Just take 2 paracetamol and put your feet up."
My mams had four strokes & it's **** all to smile about. Her speech was mostly affected & she literally had to learn to talk again.
IF you're lucky. Few weeks ago, lad at work seriously damaged his thumb, almost severing it, we rang for an ambulance, loads of questions, but as he wasn't unconscious we were told he should go to the nearest walk in centre. Bollocks to that, we took him to hospital in the works van.
