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The German FA have been raided ........

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  1. Smug in Boots

    Smug in Boots Well-Known Member

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  2. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Does anybody expect our FA to come out squeaky clean from all of this?

    The entire scandal stinks of little criminals who've grassed up the big boss because they've not had a fair slice of the corrupt pie.

    Merkel should have no trouble sweeping that under her dirty old rug.
     
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    crumble bungle Well-Known Member

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    hope she doesn't hide them in her dirty drawers :emoticon-0127-lipss
     
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  4. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    She's got a right dusty old bush on her, I've seen it, she used to be a naturist... looks like a freshly squashed Otter.

    Google it, if you ever want to induce projectile vomit.
     
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    crumble bungle Well-Known Member

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    no thanks, your description is good enough for me :emoticon-0119-puke:
    My brother in laws wife had a right hairy minge, it was like she had a wig down her swimming costume.
     
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  6. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Your brother in law's wife is your sister you sick pig! <laugh>
     
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  7. Blunham Mackem

    Blunham Mackem Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    <laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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  8. Smug in Boots

    Smug in Boots Well-Known Member

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    Says Mr Moral HIghground who's sat there Googling 'minges of the rich & famous' <doh>
     
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  9. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Actually I googled 'Merkel's Muff' <ok>
     
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  10. Billy Death

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    That's what I was thinking. It's just plain wrong to look at your sisters spiders legs.
     
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  11. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    He only knows this information because he shagged her, behind his brother in law's back.

    Mucky bastard.
     
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    I'm sitting here hoping he meant step-brother....
     
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  13. Smug in Boots

    Smug in Boots Well-Known Member

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    Crumble's credibility, and future on the board, depends entirely on his answer ........
     
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  14. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    He's thinking of a way to wriggle out of it... "She's my wife's brother's wife"... sure pal... we all believe you. <ok>
     
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    Deletion Requested1 Well-Known Member

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    Crumble tell them you have been hacked you may just get away with it <laugh>
     
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  16. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    I think he should change his name to Crumble Rumbled
     
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  17. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United Staff Member

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    A perfectly normal thread about the German FA being in der scheisse mutates down into a requirement for Crumble Bungle to explain how he knows what his sister's pubes look like via some otter-bothering images of Angela Merkel's minge <laugh>

    Only on this board...
     
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  18. Billy Death

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    I bet Merkel's fanny is like a pan scourer.
     
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  19. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    Talk about setting up an open goal for JPF..... <laugh>
     
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    And all inside 20 posts. Amazing. <laugh>
     
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