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  1. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    You lot vs Newcastle, last game of the season, both of you guaranteed to survive at Bournemouth's expense if you play out a draw.

    Bournemouth are on a run, they've won 3 on the bounce and have an easy tie at home to already relegated Chelsea, who haven't picked up a point since December.

    Do you go for 7 in a row or tell Sam and Steve to shake on the draw and end the streak?

    Feel free to talk about your favourite Curry after this thread has run it's course! <ok>
     
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  2. flandersmackem

    flandersmackem Well-Known Member

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    for guaranteed top flight football, i would hope the ball wouldn't leave the half way line.


    as for a curry... Chicken Dansak.
     
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    Jack TheLad Well-Known Member

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    **** em, 7 in a row up for grabs.

    Chelsea would spark a miraculous revival and win 4-3 anyway.
     
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  4. Neil

    Neil Well-Known Member

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    I would like to think that I'd hate it if we played out a draw, since we've been on the receiving end of that sort of rubbish. In reality though, I'd probably think it sensible.
     
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  5. marcusblackcat

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    I'd hate to be labelled with the "Coventry/Bristol City" scenario - I'd want us to go out to win regardless.

    Surely it's a foregone conclusion anyhow!! (would be a dream beating them to relegate them though!!
     
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  6. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Could you imagine going for the win and losing the game though mate, Bournemouth win to stay up and Newcastle relegate you... 6 in a row really pales into insignificance if you bottle the job and end up getting relegated.

    I'd love to relegate Liverpool, but I'd sooner have the guarantee of them not relegating us than running the risk.

    I'd be absolutely bricking it on 90+2 at 0-0 mind, I wouldn't trust them scousers.
     
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  7. marcusblackcat

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    They nicked bill bailey's tour bus ffs!! I wouldn;t trust them at 0-0 with 95 minutes left!!

    For the same reason - I'd rather go for the win.
     
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    Draw
    Love monkfish jalfrazi
    But settle for chicken jalfrazi

    <bubbly>
     
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  9. its been fun thanks :)

    its been fun thanks :) ♬♬Badum-tish! ♬♬
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    Dunno - but I love curry my favorite being punjab mutton mmm <cheers>
     
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  10. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    I've started trying lamb curries a lot more recently, since the health kick slowed to a halt.

    Some good ones, some that tasted like they'd been cooked in a tramp's sock.

    Chicken Tikka Malvani on Sunday, with a load of mini poppadoms and dips and a peshwari naan, I'd have had a **** over it first if I wasn't so hungry.
     
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  11. its been fun thanks :)

    its been fun thanks :) ♬♬Badum-tish! ♬♬
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    Sorry to hijack the thread but I make a kind of peshwari naan pizzas for my kids a chilli/tomato base paneer cheese and topped them with diced curried meats - you can get back on topic now<laugh>
     
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    Soddem. 7-0. 7 in a row. Toon doon.

    Common sense says a draw. Don`t like the idea though.

    Roast beef with all the trimmings. Keep yer foreign muck.
     
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  13. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Roast beef with yorkshire puddings, brussel sprouts and gravy massala.

    You need help pops.
     
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    I can still manage to feed myself thank you very much.
     
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    wouldn't trust them dirt munchers up the road, strike a deal for a draw then do em in the 95th minute so no time for em to come back.
    Boring Chicken Madras for me with keema nan.
     
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  16. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    This thread reminds me of the ethnic shops on Cheetham Hill in Manchester...

    Bobo Rashaman Accountancy, Afro-Caribbean hair products and fine Turkish fabric.

    Letitias Hair and Conveyancing and Polski Sklep produce.

    All under the same roof.
     
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  17. Blunham Mackem

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    Sod the topic!! Lets get back to this! Sounds right tasty does that!!!
     
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  18. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Hey, make your own ****ing thread.

    It does sound good though, I hope he doesn't use cardomom.
     
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    We play it like we play every other game, by taking all the circumstances into consideration and set up accordingly. We'd be away so I think we'd keep it organised and try to take any chance given on the break. Worked a treat last time.
     
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    Bit divided on this on one hand wouldn't want the horse molesters to go down (ffs where are we gonna get the extra 6 points per season from) and don't like the idea of manufacturing a "result" so I have decided let the Equine haters suggest a deal then score in injury time. - yea f**k them
     
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