Sometimes laughter is the best medicine

I sense the Rangers fans, though disappointed and aware of our flaws can see the immense improvements made since last season. We are five points clear. We are the most stylish team in Scotland. We are the league leaders and to quote the legendary Bill Struth, we welcome the chase.

 

Where did you find these quotes, Dev?

 

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The Rangers' blogger in the Daily ******.

Some absolute pearlers.

 

We are pretty stylish to be fair.

 

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And this is what the blogger really said...

Clearly he’s not a patch on the World Cup winner but, at our level, his creativity and perpetual motion is fantastic to watch and it’s easy to see why former SFA youth supremo Mark Wotte singled him out as one of our finest talents at an early age. If Holt can keep playing at the same level he is sure to become a huge asset for the club and a major player next season.

 

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Saying that he is not a patch on Iniesta isn't any less hilarious? Fair enough

 

Holt looks quite a decent wee player.

Hibs have a few good youngsters too .

The SPL will be decent next season if we both get promoted.

 

Timmy's fear is plain to see here. Smileys galore

 

Youth Supremo - he wasn't even talking about Holt he was talking about Mark Wotte

Finest Talents - again, it is what Mark Wotte said about him and he is a fine talent

Huge asset - his is a big asset to the team and I was surprised Hearts let him go

Major Player - see as above

His Perpetual Motion - I'll give you that one, that is a strange thing to say!

 

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I'm not popping anything into you, ST has caught me out with that one before and next thing I knew he was turning up and my work with flowers every second day, the **** could have at least brought me a meat feast pizza!

 

And what about: "Despite an amazing spell of utter domination and fantastic football from Rangers"



Give it up, the guy's a ****ing rocket. His previous blogs prove that beyond any doubt.

 

You're the mug who reads them.

 

The 2nd half I thought we did dominate Hibs and the football we played was fantastic though

 

I agree. It was a haunting by Hibs. Some poor bugger must have been waiting on Rangers for a huge coupon. It's the only explanation for the loss.