That article's just trying to give some kind of incisor view when it's just filling space hoping someone will bite. Hardly the BBC's crowning glory.
Ee bah gum, I didnt think of it like that. Bit of a kick in the teeth, or were you being tongue in cheek?
Look at Ronaldo , used to have teeth like sugar puffs. Not now, looks like he's been to the same dentist as Shane Warne. Both of 'em look ****ing ridiculous, pair of pansies. If I was a professional larker I'd go for the Beardsley 'gap' look, the birds would be queuing for miles. FACT.