I suck with knives :(

I thought I'd be fine, think my girlfriend freaked at the amount of blood everywhere it was like I had hit an artery at first due to the spray of blood everywhere. I think I am fine on the tendon front as I can still move it around albeit curling it is limited due to the dressing.

 

Caesar or balsamic?

 

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Show off.

I use straws.

 

Sweet and Sour Sesame dressing, I don't mainstream.

 

Pics...some pics would be good

 

Touche Priveeeeet...

 

I once burned the whole palm of my hand at age 14 it was all blistered and horrible but I manned it out, so should you!

 

I use to act when I was little (about 10 years old) inb4 ***, I grew out of it...

Anyway, I was in the Tyne theatre. I was coming out of my 'dressing room' and was walking down to the stage, all of a sudden this lass came up behind me and asked if I was okay. Obviously I said yes without knowing why she was asking, she gave me a weird look and walked off. Curious as to why she asked that, I looked down at my feet and saw a big pool of blood. Knowing I'd had foot injuries before, I didn't freak out and calmly walked over to a medic and asked him to have a look at my foot. As soon as the medic turned to look at me he freaked out and made me sit down immediately. He called in about 5 of his colleagues and they all gathered around me holding my blood soaked foot (this all was happening literally a few feet away from centre stage and they had to delay the performance mid show). I didn't really know what was going on and about 10mins later, the sole of my foot was covered in bandages. Just when my foot was dressed my time came to come on stage, people were advising me that I should probably not go on a get my understudy to do my part but I felt fine and to everyone's shock I walked onto stage. I done a 10 minute dance routine on my foot and then went backstage to try and figure out what happened to my foot.

Turns out I stood on a 3 inch nail (point facing up from out the floor) and not knowing I had stood on it, dragged my foot across the ground to which the nail tore through my flesh and left a 4 inch long, deep cut. You know what I did? Manned the **** up! Had a 3 inch deep incision on the sole of my foot for a while but I didn't care.

Moral of the story-I'm a ****ing solid motherfucker, even when dancing

 

I lost me arm in the army
Lost me leg in the navy
Lost me cock in the butcher's shop
But I found it in me gravy.


Man up.

 

I had something similiar but with glass in me foot that I picked up from Digital, as I was walking out I felt something grating on the floor, so I ended rubbing my foot off the floor and it ended up being a bit of glass which just tore along as I grated it. Woke up that morning then walked home from my mates bout 2/3 mile and took me shoe off, went to take my sock off and realised it me sock was all hard, it had been covered in blood from the glass.

I don't know I didn't mind that un, because feet are meant to be used for wear and tear, not my smooth silky hands, I could of been a hand model.

Going out to dance is not manning the **** up haha.

 

either that's a common occurence or i know you, because i've heard that story (or similar) before. can't place it though

 

My family on my dads side have pretty tough feet.
Basically, I could walk around all day with no shoes on if I had to.

 

Was about 2/3 years ago I think.

 

Once a friend of mine was getting some booze out of the top shelf of the fridge which was wrapped ina bag. As she unravelled the bag a big bottle of smirnoff ice smashed over her foot. She paused, as blood oozed out of her foot then began to to scream, cry and then eventually puke. We called her an ambulance and it turned out she sliced a tendon on her foot resulting in an operation and foot plastered up for 2 months.

The moral of the story? Don't buy smirnoff ice.

 

I've never understood the puking part, well not unless you've lost a hell of a lot of blood but then you'd surely past out before the puking