Off Topic Halloween Harassment

In other words too lazy to make a guy.

 

Wrong! Usually it was final option, if you couldn't get the stuff to make the guy.

 

OK.

Does anyone shiver like me when they think of the stupid things they did with fireworks when they were kids - bangers in letterboxes, etc?

 

Catherine Wheel, not pinned to a vertical surface, but laid horizontal and lit. Went anywhere. Face level.

 

Window wanging. Its exactly what it sounds like.

 

You used to rub your cock on neighbours' windows?

 

Not on, through. If you got your scrote in you'd shout full ball and you got 10 points.

 

A couple of years ago my mate's brother invented this game called bollockards. Standard game of billiards but if you didn't pot a ball or if you made a foul you had to put your sack in the pocket you were aiming for and the other person fired the white straight at 'em.

 

I saw that on Dirty Sanchez, those mad welsh bastards. I bet that hurt like ****.

 

Wouldn't know. I'm pretty good at billiards.

 

No one knocked on anyones door last night were i live in Filey so i am told

But female friend said she saw someone on a bicycle so the wheel has finaly made an appearence at last.

 

Using bangers as hand grenades! Holding lit bangers in your hand to show how tough you were. I only did it with a glove on but one of my friends did it without! We bought some rockets cheap once because they didn't have any sticks. We sellotaped pea sticks to them. They weren't strong enough and when we let the rockets off they didn't go straight up. They circled at head height! We also tried making baked potatoes in a bonfire. We lit the bonfire after pouring petrol on it. It went well but we'd put the potatoes in before we put the petrol on so all they tasted of was petrol. We still ate them.

 

Jumping Jacks had a strange sense of loyalty like a puppy. Once lit they didn't want to leave you alone.

 

This is done with a lit banger hanging out your arse? Where is the involvement of fireworks in your story?

 

the happiest of times....pisses all over an xbox session

 

Which one is your missus?

 

There aren't any. The thread is about Halloween isn't it?

Besides, window wanging can be played all year round, from ages 18-88.

Window wanging. From Mattel.

 

GOLF (gentlemen only; ladies forbidden).

 

Offences in the 2003 Sexual Offences Act

• exposure, where a man exposes his genitalia with intent to cause alarm or distress;

The offence replaces section 4 of the Vagrancy Act 1824 and section 28 of the Town Police Clauses Act 1847. It is gender neutral (covering exposure of male or female genitalia to a male or female witness) and carries a maximum penalty of 2 years' imprisonment.