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The All-New "Mouser Watch!" Thread

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Hoddle is a god, Dec 6, 2014.

  1. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Trophy is a trophy, I'll be ecstatic if we win the League Cup. Better than winning 4th imo.
     
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  2. gooner4ever

    gooner4ever once a Gooner always a Gooner
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    So 7th and a league cup is good then ?
     
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  3. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    The 7th bit isn't but I'd rather win a cup than finish 4th.
     
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  4. gooner4ever

    gooner4ever once a Gooner always a Gooner
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    I have nothing to say :)

    it seems Jose has run out of excuses and people to blame - has Roman run out of patience ?
     
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  5. NSIS

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    Running out of patience can be ****ing expensive!....
     
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  6. Stan

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    He's blaming the ref. Apparently he has a case.
     
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  7. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    You mean he is a case.
     
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  8. Stan

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    He's the PL's greatest manager apparently. There's a thread on the Chav board about it. Someone should resurrect it. Again.
     
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    I'm tempted but sadly the many ar5eholes who contributed to it have now disappeared and it would be unfair on the few decent chavs left there.
     
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  10. Stan

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    The arsehole who started it is still an occasional, formally prolific, poster. I'll dig it out tomorrow.
     
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  12. Jurgen Klopp: Liverpool manager calls title talk 'crazy'
    Talk of Liverpool challenging for this season's Premier League title is "crazy", says manager Jurgen Klopp.

    The German recorded his first league win since taking over at Anfield when his side beat defending champions Chelsea 3-1 at Stamford Bridge.

    The result pushed Liverpool into seventh place in the table.

    "Are you crazy? You think after one win at Chelsea we should think about this?" he replied when asked about his team's title aspirations.

    "I've been here three weeks, round about," said the former Borussia Dortmund manager, who succeeded Brendan Rodgers following the sacking of the Northern Irishman in early October
    (BBC Football website)

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    I'm thinking of adding this story to my "No ****, Sherlock!" thread, over on the Spurs board.

    Klopp is treating this as a joke, but what he cannot yet understand is that Mousers and the 'Pool-loving press actually do believe that he should be winning the title! Us normal fans know that they won't even finish above Leicester, let alone win the ****ing league!

    What Klipperty also doesn't know is that he is going to be a marked man when, inevitably, 'Pool finish comfortably outside the Top 4, yet again.

    One day, managers are going to realise that the 'Pool manager's job is the most poisoned chalice in football, that 'Pool is no longer a big club, and that becoming 'Pool manager is going to do far more harm to their careers than good.
     
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  13. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    So basically what you're saying is you agree with Klopp? #closetfan
     
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  14. Yes.

    I feel sorry for him, too. He's so naive; like an innocent lamb to the slaughter.
     
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  15. PINKIE

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    Liverpool, Spurs, Chelsea and the way he trolls the spuds with his wum **** ups, you'd say HIAG is probably a Gooner too. He's a fan of all four teams.
     
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  16. Liverpool manager Jurgen Klopp offered Reds winger Jordon Ibe his glasses after the 19-year-old misplaced a pass during a training session. (Metro)

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    I see the piss-taking has already begun, with Jurgen!

    What the 'Pool players have got to understand, is that Jurgen has worked with some real class, and won't have been properly prepared for the shower of ****e that he has to work with, at LFC. They'll need to give the new manager a lot of leeway on this, and let him rip the piss as a means of sounding-off. It's going to happen a lot, I'll warrant.
     
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    It's hilarious, I tried posting the video but it said video not supported or some ****, but it's really quite comical, ibe hits a stray pass near klopp then goes to collect the ball and klopp takes off hid glasses and offers them to ibe, class lol
     
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    That's it, good bit of club banter to boost morale within the squad.

    HIAG is just terrified Liverpool have a manager that will take them back to the glory days while Spurs just constantly hover around 8th place and are not even worthy of any media cover, because quite frankly - no one gives a masturbating monkey about them.
     
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    Yeah good banter from Klopp. Really good coach and somebody who the players will bond with. Great appointment from Liverpool. I'd hoped he might take over from Wenger when he retires. Klopp will leave the spuds for dust.
     
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    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    I nice bias free post. Watch HIAG come back with an anti-pool jibe...

    Every man and his dog knows Klopp was a great appointment from Liverpool. HIAG trying to spin it that Liverpool was not a great job for Klopp to take is just his fear of the new Liverpool...

    You could just imagine if Spurs tried to sign Klopp..

    Levy 'Hi Jurgen, you're a great manager would you like to come to Spurs?'

    Klopp 'Hi Daniel, who are you? could you now stop with these prank calls please'

    Levy 'It's not a prank call'

    Klopp 'LOL wrong Jurgen then' - Hangs phone up.
     
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