Bought the wife a new watch encrusted with loads of little diamonds - jeweller said they were midget gems
@Vincemac You see what happens when inexperience is let loose with starting a thread? Chaos mate! Absolute chaos. Idiots talking **** about ****! You brought it upon yourself Anyway, topics are better than snickers! End of!
Nugget cos I`m not good at talking foreign. But, there is also the matter of nestlay or nestel. The plot thickens.
You're clearly not drinking enough on a Friday night pops! It's nougaar and neslaaaay, obviously with a strong north east accent!
That`s where I`m going wrong. This is obviously a very serious lapse. I will do my utmost to rectify the situation forthwith. Medicinal purposes obviously.
Then as your local Out-of-Hours medical emergency response call, I'd recommend a 16 year old Glenlivet. That may alleviate your current symptoms.
I once took my cat to school. The teacher asked my why have you brought your pet to school? Holding back the tears i replied 'well miss as i was getting ready for school in heard my dad say my mum. 'Im gonna eat that pussy once the kids have gone out'
Well it turned into something. Not sure common sense is the correct term. It morphed into a star bar war.