It's what you look like at the end of a session at The Cheese, although in your mind you think you look like this
When you dressed up as a Frenchman you did. That is your face rotated with skin tone changed and chin extended.
That's just given me a great idea for a reality TV show. A Karl Pilkington 'esque show, where you are sent over to the States and filmed as you travel around experiencing the American people and 'culture' (note the brackets). It'd be boss TV that. You getting hammered with some red necks sharing your opinion on all things Sherman. #classic.