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  1. JakartaToon

    JakartaToon Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    I don't know how to copy links to videos on here but I think Wake Me Up Before you Go-Go by Wham would have a few people attending really confused
     
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  2. jimileysbaldhead

    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    Jack in the box.....The Moments

    Alive and kicking......Simple Minds
     
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  3. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Whooa I'm still Alive <laugh>
     
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    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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  5. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    If there are suspicious circumstances...



    If I have got some nasty ass disease...

     
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  6. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    I'd rather just get kicked into a skip and set on fire, what a waste of money, burying somebody and putting some nice words on an expensive stone.

    Worm food.
     
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    My Bro's Funeral Song...
     
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  8. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United Staff Member

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    Sorry to hear you lost him, mate... :(
     
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    I'm going to get burned burial is worse
     
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  10. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    A Norse funeral is the coolest way to go

    please log in to view this image
     
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    Yes

    I think you get to take some pussy with you if memory serves me correctly.
     
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  12. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    [QJoe's"Captainchaos., post: 8526720, member: 1035519"]Yes

    I think you get to take some pussy with you if memory serves me correctly.[/QUOTE]

    A hod's as good as a sink to a blind Norse.
     
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  14. Blacker-than-Knight

    Blacker-than-Knight Slainte

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  15. JakartaToon

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    This should suit you then. Save money by having a few mates accompany you. The horse/bull Sarcophagi are not expensive either. Obi would probably have to have a special elephant one made. Once you are done they chuck your ashes in the sea - water's not cold their either.
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  16. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Too much celebration, one of those old fashioned bins would do me, bit of gaffer tape to keep it shut so I don't tip out.
     
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    Well we need some sing along songs and why should my satantic black mass funeral be any different. There won't be a ****ing dry eye in the house













     
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    ****ing hell longest funeral ever.

    Can't you just have one, burn and want us to have a drink.

    Jokes i came close the other night......
     
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  19. ClearlyDeludedGloryHunter

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    Simply has to be the classic Ashton, Gardner & Dyke number, "Resurrection Shuffle".

    And hoping that the late great Tony Ashton is waiting for me in the hereafter with a case of brown ale.
     
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    Strangely ironic given that it's about a chap who, after dining on milk and honeydew, is somewhat incapable of dying.

    However, one of the great songs by one of the greatest bands to tread the earth.
     
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