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Off Topic Diverticulitis

Discussion in 'Hull City' started by Carmine Galante., Oct 29, 2015.

  1. SW3 Chelsea Tiger

    SW3 Chelsea Tiger Well-Known Member

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    One drunken night at fuel....
     
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  2. tigerincanada

    tigerincanada Well-Known Member

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    Makes me think of rotary dial phones and which genius dreamed up 999 for emergencies when they could have chosen 000 or 111 whichever was first on the dial.
     
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  3. OedipusTex

    OedipusTex Well-Known Member

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    I had a bad case of that a few years back. Barely avoided surgery and spent six days in the hospital. Watched the Super Bowl there in stunning low-definition TV, with no chili nachos, cheese dip, or even a hot dog. Worst Super Bowl party ever.
     
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  4. Charlie1

    Charlie1 Well-Known Member

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    Hope you feel better soon Mr Galante.
     
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  5. Muffinthegoat

    Muffinthegoat Well-Known Member

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    It's mixed with water, if I put it in the wrong end I'd need a very small funnel!
     
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  6. FLG

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    My mate, Billy, he was a grand lad. :emoticon-0107-sweat
     
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  8. Anal Frank Fingers

    Anal Frank Fingers Well-Known Member

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    The new girl at work asked me for a double-entendre this morning, so I gave her one.
     
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  9. ElTigre

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    And to finish the day off you had homosexual sex.
     
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  10. Dr.Stanley O'Google, HCFC

    Dr.Stanley O'Google, HCFC Well-Known Member

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    Steady...Ern's in his 90s
     
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  11. Carmine Galante.

    Carmine Galante. Well-Known Member

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    Confirmed as this diverticulitis malarkey.

    Might be home tomorrow, question is how long before I can touch the sauce?

    I reckon 3 weeks to a month.
     
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  12. Chazz Rheinhold

    Chazz Rheinhold Well-Known Member

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    I'm just off to pub now, I'll sink one for ya pal. What do you drink?
     
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  13. Carmine Galante.

    Carmine Galante. Well-Known Member

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    Guinness with a double whisky chaser.

    No ****ing wonder I am where I am.

    <cheers>
     
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  14. Chazz Rheinhold

    Chazz Rheinhold Well-Known Member

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    I'll make sure i get it on someone elses round <whistle>
     
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  15. Ernie Shackleton

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    Doctor pal of mine reckons that you'll soon be able to drink in moderation.

    So long as you soak a catering pack of All Bran in a small glass of your favourite tipple and consume it that way all will be well.


    Key thing now is to exploit this situation to the hilt.

    The family need to be like slaves to you.

    Slaves I say.


    No hiding place for any of them.

    If you lift a finger in the next month, you've done too much.


    Focus their minds on the danger of a relapse.

    Just keep saying the word 'relapse'.

    And groan.

    Groan a lot.




    You can't groan too much in a situation like this.
     
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  16. look_back_in_amber

    look_back_in_amber Well-Known Member

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    Or Alan Hebbs?
     
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  17. look_back_in_amber

    look_back_in_amber Well-Known Member

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    I'm just about to start work, I hope you sick ****ers don't curse me :/
     
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  18. Ernie Shackleton

    Ernie Shackleton Well-Known Member

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    Sorry.

    I've got a mind like a sieve.
     
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  19. look_back_in_amber

    look_back_in_amber Well-Known Member

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    How's about John Cross?
     
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  20. Dr.Stanley O'Google, HCFC

    Dr.Stanley O'Google, HCFC Well-Known Member

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    I thought it was a memory like a sieve?

    Is your mind like Emmental
    please log in to view this image
     
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  21. Happy Tiger

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    You and Lambo should start a club. The Sobriety Club. I bet it'd be a right laugh.

    In other news...

    Kinell I can barely move. I REALLY didn't need the side of garlic mushrooms, and the Treacle Tart with cream to finish off almost did finish me off.

    Deffo going to be a 2 flusher when this is ready to crimp off.
     
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