Penalty Takers

Which celebrity would you most like to take a penalty in place of Rooney?

With Rooney being terrible at everything including kicking a ball into the goal from the penalty spot who do you think would do a better job and why? Below are some to consider.

Clint Eastwood

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Very mean looking individual and may use the strap line "go ahead make my day punk!" to intimidate the keeper.

Daniel Radcliffe

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Magic is probably allowed in football if you have that ability so might be a good choice.

Sloth from The Goonies

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Sometimes mistaken for Ian Dowie, Sloths gruesome appearence would certainly put the keeper off.

The choice is yours.

 

If the choice is mine I would say celebrity United fan Rachel Riley because she's got superb tits.

 

If we are talking tits, my choice would be Kate Winslet.

 

Carol Kirkwood has a nice pair (BBC weather girl)

 

Love the natural ones. The huge silicon ones are damn off putting.

 

I haven't thought too deeply into this or anything but I imagine they are very white and quite veiny.

 

Soft, wobbly and nice

 

This thread seems to have changed topic and should now re-named Simply Tits!

 

A fine rack indeed. I'd also do the Geordie, Steph something.

 

She's from Boro.

 

Rooney is the biggest tit.

 

I was going to nominate Rachel as well. I really like her, she's got a great personality.

 

I would nominate Kirsty Gallacher but she's a Liverpool fan so she'd deliberately miss.

Then again on the upside if she did do that I'd have to take action.

She'd have to be punished.

 

Kirsty's even though she's an RS fan, are nice too.

FFS this is the best thread we've had all week.