Harry "the Hurra" Kane

I think we'll get Berahino to be strike partner for Kane, and they'll forge a fantastic relationship for Spurs for many several seasons to come.

Gooners will hate it, but that will all be part of the general shift in power across North London, after our new stadium is built.

 

The only power shift after your new stadium is built will be the increased electricity bill.

 

You predicted that Berahino would sign a new contract with WBA, didn't you, PIXIE?

How's that one coming along?

 

Another WUM fail

I said that WBA could offer him another contract to try and keep him at the club, they very well still could.

 

Think Marton Fulop.West Brom v Arsenal. That must have cost a few quid to arrange.

 

Ah Fulop-Gate. One in a long list of hilarious last day Spuds for 4th place **** ups

 

How is the keeper throwing them in for you, our **** up?

 

Just part of the greater plan to heap ridicule on the spuds whenever they came close to challenging us for 4th.
We had Lasanga-gate, Fulop-Gate, Sugar-Gate etc. But those days may be over, the gap is widening again.

 

... if iy goes THAT well Berahinho will give it all of 18 months before he wants a move #Loyalty?Wotsthat?

 

So, how many do you lads think the "Hurra" Kane is going to score against Villa, on Monday?

Your predictions, please, lads.

And, remember, no wumming. Thanks.

 

OK, I've bottled this up for long enough, can't do it anymore. It's Harry "HURRI" Kane, not Hurra. There I feel better now. As you were.

 

Yeah, I know; but where is the wind-up in "Hurri" as opposed to "Hurra?"

 

1

 

My intention isn't to wum, of course.

 

I've been away briefly. I see Arry did very well at the weekend. Is this enough to show he's not a one season wonder? No.

By the way there were **** loads of Chelsea fans that I saw while I was away.

 

That's 1 more than some people are expecting, G4E, so it's a good start.

 

He means own goal

No one with any sense thinks he'll get 1 proper goal.

 

Has he been sold? If not has been very quiet #churchmouse

 

#mouserwatch