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  1. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Anyone else absolutely goosed?

    Had to have 2 cans of Red Bull (other brands are available) there.


    Did ye Dev, aye?
     
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    DevAdvocate, Oct 28, 2015
  2. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    No I'm fine.
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Oct 28, 2015
  3. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    You've already had some Generic energy drink?
     
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  4. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    No I'm not goosed.
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Oct 28, 2015
  5. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    What time do you normally go to bed?
     
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  6. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    11-12
     
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  7. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    How are you not knackered if you only sleep for an hour?
     
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    DevAdvocate, Oct 28, 2015
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  8. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    In you pop
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Oct 28, 2015
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  9. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    I'm never tired. Bought a lifetime supply of supplements from one of the bots who used to hawk their wares on here.
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Oct 28, 2015
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  10. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    I seem to be constantly tired, maybe I'm dying?
     
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  11. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    That would be my prognosis
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Oct 28, 2015
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  13. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    We're all slowly dying, Dev.
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Oct 28, 2015
  14. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    You're a glass is half full type to be sure.
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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  16. SaveTheHumans

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    Your anaemic dev. Doc will sort ya out in 1 visit.
     
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  17. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Last time I was at the Doctor he told me I was anemic, I asked for a 2nd opinion he said I was ugly too.
     
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  18. SaveTheHumans

    SaveTheHumans Well-Known Member

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    *anaemic
     
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    @SaveTheHumans When I squeeze the base of my penis and milk upwards repetitively, a pearly white fluid eventually seeps from my urethra before cascading down my veiny shaft which is usually followed by the immense feeling of relief before a horrible feeling of disgust as I carefully remove my ****-covered fist from my own dungbox.

    I'm not looking for a diagnosis, I just wanted to know if you fancy a bum?
     
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    The Anilingus Aficionado, Oct 28, 2015
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  20. SaveTheHumans

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    Bum your girlfriends huge nostrils instead.
     
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    SaveTheHumans, Oct 28, 2015
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