Jose Mourinho

He`s had the prayer mats out.

 

And he will have to pay doctors fees as I suspect if he went to Eva she would tell him to f**k off

 

Nah, she`d say ok then start amputating.

 

I can see it now - "Jose although you have the pain in your foot it originates from your c**k" knife slash aaaaaaah

 

It's clear as day he's lost the players and that sacking was probably the last straw. He'll be gone sooner or later as clearly he's a got a squad who's willing to risk CL football to get shot. He'll be sacked long before Shteeve. I see they're joint favorites for the sack. I think Jose will be gone soon, before the half way point of the season.

 

Pressure is on now

 

Lost on penalties with the very last one. Abramovich will be speaking to Putin about best way to dispose of unwanted people.

 

Well losing to Stoke on pens hasn't helped one little bit.

 

Jose will have some plutonium in his tea shortly

 

He will be wary now, probably get the club doctor to test it first.

 

They haven`t got one, remember?

 

Yup. He can always get Hazard to do it.

 

This guy is unreal, he's actually said that Chelseas performance last night made the club's critics look stupid, Jose you got beat last night, dosent matters if your team decided to try a bit harder you LOST. Clown.

 

Mourinho has always been a bit of a tit, but I had nothing against him or Chelsea. However this season his tittishness has gone through the roof!!! Its as if he's having some sort of Aspergers where he continues to do and say the most inappropriate things....and the symptoms are continuously getting worse. After his behaviour towards the doctors, and after it seemed proven that everybody from football and doctors circles said that they had not done anything wrong and were only doing their jobs, and he did not publicly apologise??? Well I greet every Chelsea defeat with great satisfaction until they get rid of the bloke.